South Park x Reader !

"Well..."//Craig x Douchebag x Reader

(Douchebag: has freckles,brown locks (hair),Blue eyes, and blush, is a thief who works for the elves)
(You: H/C,E/C, Your a thief of the humans, Craig's step sister, Craig's side kick)
Y/n Pov
"Butt Fucking Traitor!" Cartman yelled, we had just learned our highest level thief no not Craig but, Douchebag switch and joined the elves. "Hey at least I'm highest level thief again" Craig smirked putting his cap back on hiding his black locks. "W-Well That's lucky l-lucky for you C-Craig but D-D-Douchebag has extra f-fart powers Remember?!" Tweak freaked out. I thought 'well me and Craig are awesome thieves who needs douchebag?' Just as I was praising myself and my step brother Craig Butters yelled into the walkie talkie I had. "ALERT ALERT y/n!!" Butters yelled "Twitter- I MEAN the raven says the elves are sending their swordsman of the throne(Stan) and their newest recruit (Douchebag) to get the stick!" Everybody froze taking a glance at each other than at our wizard king. "I-" I cut Cartman off "Me and Craig can stay over and watch the stick at dark our parents aren't going to be home tonight and ruby is at a sleepover" I glanced over a Craig he looked worried but then nodded going emotionless again. "Yeah we can." Craig agreed. "Then it is settled. Craig our highest thief and the thief's sidekick (y/n) shall protect thy stick at dark" the Wizard Announced. Everybody cheered

9:30 pm

"Craig?" I said waking up from my little dream, looking at him. "Hm?" He replied not looking at me but I knew he was listening. "I-I think I like that douchebag k-kid it's just he's so cute for a gu-guy right? H-his brown hair and his-" I was about to go on but he put his hand over my mouth. "Shush I hear something" he flipped me off for the first time today.

9:30 pm
Stan POV
Me and Douchebag were sent by my elven king (Kyle) to take the stick back, I looked over at him for the first time since he joined us. For the first time in a while he was shocked unlike his default emotion which there isn't emotion at all just blank I guess . I looked and listened to what the 2 thieves were saying "I-I think I like that Douchebag k-kid" I heard the girl say. I quickly looked up at Douchebag he was blushing, flustered did he like her? I climbed to his side of the tree and tapped his shoulder causing him to flinch. "Do you like her back" I whispered. He looked at me and nodded his face turning a red. "Shush I hear something" I jumped hearing Craig get suspicious. Douchebag also jumped making more noise on the tree branch

Craig POV
I was very cautious on this mission I don't want y/n swooning over Douchebag mid fight he might kill her! Once, I looked up to where the noise originated I saw the asshole traitor and the swordsman. "Oh. You." I glared at the 2 elven warriors especially at Douchebag. Wait, was he blushing? I thought. Then, out of pure older by 2 months step brother instincts  I took y/n by the hand dragging her into the Tent to find the stick and dragging her back out. Of course, when I looked at her she was swooning over mr.Gorgeous aka Douchebag. I groaned and ran as fast as I could with also dragging y/n. I suddenly feel more light. Wait. "SHIT Y/N?! Y/N WHAT WHERE ARE YOU?" I yell out seeing her disappear into thin air. I flipped off the air. Knowing someone would see it. Maybe the aliens

Douchebag POV

Since I learned that Y/N liked me I need to talk to her I need her. I saw their highest level thief dash away with y/n right behind. As he was about to leave for the sidewalk I got hold of Y/N. taking her for myself for now

Y/N

I tried to talk but I had a hand over my mouth. I search my surrounding before meeting up with douchebag's eyes. I blush and he lets go for my mouth rather holding my hands to the fence he had me on. "Douchebag..I-i, what-" I was cut off by pair of chapped lips making contact with mine. I turned as red as a tomato. Obviously kissing him back

Douchebag POV

"This is what I wanted all along" I thought aloud. I licked her lips asking for an entry for the inside of her mouth she gladly let me in. She wrapped her hands around me taking off my hood and cape reveling my brown messy locks. She put one of hands in my hair messing with them even more. "OHH MY FUCKING GOD DOUCHEBAG! Y/N!" I heard someone yell my nickname. I looked to my left then to my right to see an angry step brother ready to rip me to pieces. Welp.... S h i t

3rd person

Craig ran at Douchebag tackling him leaving Y/N shocked at what just happened she then looked at Craig and Douchebag. Seeing how they were directly right on top each other, how they looked like they were about to kiss. Y/N ran up to Craig's head and shoved it down making Craig and Douchebag kiss for 2 seconds or so. Craig immediately pulled away scoffing and flipping both you an douchebag off. Craig Wiping the spit trail between him and Douchebag.  He blushed gently realizing how wrong they looked on top eachother. Getting up flipping you both y/n and Douchebag again before walking home the gentle blush still on his face.

"Well" Douchebag said smirking. "Well." Y/n said smiling pecking Douchebag's cheek. "Do me a favor and don't touch my stepbrother and the stick?" Y/n asked. He nodded immediately he also had a blush  from kissing Craig.

The next day:
Craig and Douchebag started hanging out more while with tweak too. Douchebag had asked you out and you agreed. You two were the most shipped couple in school more than. Tweak and Craig. Which is a praise.

4 months later: y/n
I just found out my own boyfriend was cheating on me with my step brother! I'm not mad at Craig because Dovakiin lied to him about me and him breaking up. They are together now but Craig is truly sad for me and says he'll break up with him soon so I can have him again.

10 months later
Tweak and Craig are dating now best couple at school. Me and Dovakiin are back together an we have planned on having a child soon ;) Tweak and Craig have planned on fucking soon an adopting a child.