Sorry this is so late!
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MikeMarley added Rekleiner and HeereisHere to “Squips?”
MikeMarley: sup!
Rekleiner: hey, dude!
HeereisHere: Michael, why is this chat named after a pill?
MikeMarley: cuz that’s what we’re talking about.
Rekleiner: hey, Jeremy! Long time, no see! What’s up!?
HeereisHere: meh, things could be better.
Rekleiner: aww, well, life sucks sometimes.
Rekleiner: just like my nonexistent girlfriend does with my...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
MikeMarley: oh my God!
HeereisHere: it’s not Jared unless he makes inappropriate jokes.
Rekleiner: how is it that your friend knows me so well, but my own cousin doesn’t?
MikeMarley: ANYWAY! Can we talk about this Squip thing?
Rekleiner: sure, tho, it would help if I knew what a ‘Squip’ is?
HeereisHere: it’s a pill with a supercomputer inside that implants itself in its host’s brain and tells you how to be cool.
HeereisHere: it’s from Japan, so u kno it’s high tech.
Rekleiner: whoa, that’s, like, super cool! I’ve never heard of it, but i want one!
MikeMarley: i don’t trust it! I don’t think this is a good idea!
Rekleiner: cuz u worry too much.
HeereisHere: I know you’re concerned about me, Mikey, but...I’ll be fine.
MikeMarley: it could be a scam! How much did Rich say it was?
HeereisHere: 600 if i get it from him.
Rekleiner: christ almighty! That’s definitely a scam! Man, it was too good to be true.
HeereisHere: idk, it might be worth it. What if it’s not a scam? I mean, it’s from Japan, it’s high tech, it’s a supercomputer. It might be worth it.
MikeMarley: Jeremy. You are the coolest person I know! No one else might think so, but do they really even matter?!
Rekleiner: hey! I’m cool too!
MikeMarley: yeah, yeah, whatever.
Rekleiner: #triggered.
Rekleiner changed his name to ‘#triggered’.
HeereisHere: thx, but you’re my best friend, you’re supposed to think I’m cool.
HeereisHere: look, i’m tired of being the loser, Michael. I just...I want Christine to notice me and I want more than just you as my friend.
HeereisHere: i’m sorry, but is that too much to ask?
MikeMarley: i’m just...i dunno, i’m skeptical. I don’t want anything to happen to you.
#triggered: aww, you’re so sweet, my little gay cousin!
MikeMarley: shut up, Jared.
HeereisHere: he’s right, you know. That’s one of the reasons you’re my favorite person. You’re always worried about me and I know I’ll have brother who will always have my back.
MikeMarley: I’m your favowite pewson!?
HeereisHere: of course you are! We’re never not gonna be a team!
#triggered: ugh, so many feelings. It’s disgusting!
MikeMarley: excuse my cousin, he’s a bit of a jerk.
#triggered: but you love me!
MikeMarley: yes...i love you.
#triggered: love you too, cuz!
HeereisHere: aww, you guys are such adorable cousins!
HeereisHere: anyway, can we at least check out the place to see if it’s legit?
MikeMarley: sure, where is it?
HeereisHere: Rich said the Payless at the mall.
MikeMarley: alright. Wanna go now?
#triggered: and leave me!? :,(
MikeMarley: yep!
HeereisHere: bye, Jared! It was nice talking to u again!
#triggered: fiiiine. Leave me heere to suffer alone!
MikeMarley: oh, don’t be such a drama queen!
HeereisHere: did you just...of course you used my last name.
#triggered: hahahahahaha!
MikeMarley: well, cousin, I bid you farewell!
#triggered: hey, be careful. I dunno much about drug dealers, but things could happen. I don’t want my baby cousin to get hurt, so just watch your back. Okay?
MikeMarley: I will. Thanks, couz. Hey, maybe you could drop by sometime?
#triggered: maybe, but I doubt it would be soon, unless it was an absolute emergency. It’s a two hour drive from where I live.
MikeMarley: that’s right, you live in PA.
#triggered: yep! Anyway, if you need anything, i’m just a phone call/text away.
#triggered: oh! And keep me updated with this Squip thing!
HeereisHere: if we ever get to the place! C’mon, Michael!
MikeMarley: alright, geez! I’ll talk to you later, couz!
HeereisHere: nice chatting with you!
#triggered: you guys, too! Text you later!
MikeMarley: ;)
#triggered: :D
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Sorry this is so late. I was,honestly just being lazy cuz the story is already done, I just have to copy and paste and fix the format. Please let me know your reading this by leaving a vote and/or comment. I'll see you guys so. Bye!
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