EIGHT. text messages

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" DA BOIIIS 👅💦 "
( JIMMY 🦌, PETE 🐀, and YOU (SIRIUS 🐾) )

YOU
Did you guys see what Rita posted

YOU
I am going to commit a MURDER

PETER 🐀
ya i saw

PETER 🐀
you and jamie aren't dating right?

PETER 🐀
you know we'd all love you either way

JIMMY 🦌
I'm not gay!

YOU
I am

YOU
You all knew that though

YOU
First she outs me to the entire fucking world and now she's trying to act like she knows enough about our lives to say this shit

JIMMY 🦌
Idg why she thought this was a good idea

YOU
I am actually so angry right now

PETER 🐀
please don't do anything you'll regret

YOU
Nope too late I'm gonna start some shit


( AMOS DIGGY and YOU (SIRIUS 🐾) )

YOU
Please keep your girlfriend/fuckbuddy out of my business please and thanks

AMOS
who the hell are you talking about

YOU
Come on... you and Rita are fucking

YOU
And she's a fucking snake

YOU
Check her latest blog post

AMOS
you know i had nothing to do with that

AMOS
and tbh you can't blame her

AMOS
not everyone knows why you live with james and obv it's not anyone's business but you guys are coupley

AMOS
ill talk to her

YOU
Whatever

AMOS
please don't tell anyone about me and rita
read 4:15pm


" EVERY 90S GIRL GROUP "
( MARLENE, DORCAS, MARY, ALLY, and YOU (LILY) )

DORCAS
Anyone else see Rita's post??

MARLENE
i'm shook

ALLY
I feel so bad for them

YOU
do u guys think they're dating

MARY
If they aren't everyone is gonna think they are now

MARLENE
good news for you tho lil

ALLY
You didn't have any hand in this right?

YOU
of course not!

YOU
im an asshole but not that big of an asshole

DORCAS
I feel like I should talk to James

YOU
why don't i do it

YOU
me and remus are gonna have to break up soon anyways

MARY
He likes Sirius that much?

YOU
i guess so :/




AUTHOR'S NOTE
Ayyyy I'm not dead

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