MOONSTRUCK! ( marauders ) ✓

FIFTEEN. text messages

" GROUP MESSAGE "
( MARLEY ❤️, MARE BEAR, LIL' EVANS, ALLYYYY, HANKY FRANKY, PETTYGREW, GAYMUS, MAN CANDY, *SHUDDER* JAMES, and YOU (FINDING DORY) )

YOU
henlo whores

MARLEY ❤️
If you ever utter the word henlo again we are over Dorcas

PETTYGREW
yikes™

YOU
mar you wouldn't

YOU
im too good with my fingers bbg

ALLYYYY
Things I didn't need to read today: that

HANKY FRANKY
as much as i love you alice i disagree

HANKY FRANKY
im glad we aren't the only ones with a healthy sex life ;)

ALLYYYY
I'm sorry who are you? I don't have a boyfriend anymore

MAN CANDY
Dear lord what is this chat

GAYMUS
Personally I'm a fan

YOU
ok everyone stop

YOU
i have gathered you all here so we can take down rita motherfuckin skeeter once and for all

YOU
because i am officially tired of her

*SHUDDER* JAMES
if i were female and also not a pacifist i would have kicked her ass already jus sayin

MAN CANDY
you once gave me a concussion because i gave your mom your laptop??

PETTYGREW
NEVER give a mans laptop to his mother

*SHUDDER* JAMES
she made me go to church with her twice a week for like two months after that okay fuck you sirius

*SHUDDER* JAMES
and i was grounded FOR SO LONG

MARE BEAR
James what kind of porn were you watching

MAN CANDY
BAHAHAHAHAHA

*SHUDDER* JAMES
i wish it was just porn

MAN CANDY
It was World of Warcraft lol

PETTYGREW
if im not mistaken you spent like 3000 on it

LIL' EVANS
what the actual fuck james

*SHUDDER* JAMES
i have a job! if i want to spend my hard earned money on dumb shit i will goddamnit

YOU
HEY

YOU
NOT THE PURPOSE OF THIS CHAT

GAYMUS renamed the chat " MEAN GIRLS "

YOU
thank you ray

YOU
we need to do something about rita because im gonna get expelled from school if im allowed to deal with her myself

MARLEY ❤️
So where we meeting

*SHUDDER* JAMES
y'all are welcome over here

PETTYGREW
lit

YOU
yeeeee i wanna see mrs p