Agent Kids 5: The Game of Destiny

Chapter 36

Waldo returned to Sector 1. Everyone cheered.

"WALDO ZAR!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!", cheered Resizagirl.

"WALDYPOO!!!!!", cheered Tasha.

Resizagirl and Tasha began slap fighting.

"HE'S MINE!!!!!", screamed Tasha.

"YOU'RE A YOUNG ADULT!!!!!!! GO ON A DATE WITH MARCUS, HE'S HANDSOME!!!!!", said Resizagirl.

"NO!!!!! MARCUS IS ALREADY MARRIED!!!!!! HE'S MARRIED WITH A 10 YEAR OLD, SO I THINK WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!", screamed Tasha.

"Marcus is divorced on account to Zoldan becoming a little kid! What in Asmeth is this about?!", said Waldo.

"COME TO ME MY LOVE!!!!", cheered Resizagirl and Tasha.

Together, the two charged towards Waldo and knocked him flat on the floor. The two lovers were smooching Waldo and hugging him to the point where he almost went unconscious.

"GO!!!!!! TASHA MCFLARE, WE ARE NOT A THING, THERE'S NO US!!!!!!! GO DATE MARCUS, WE'RE THROUGH!!!!!", yelled Waldo.

"WHAT?!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME!!!!!!!!!!", wept Tasha.

Tasha got off Waldo and cried. She ran across Sector 1, asking every boy in sight if they wanted to date her.

"I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!! I'M FREE!!!!!", laughed Waldo.

"Yeah, she sure is out of your league! You wanna go on a date with me? I'm quite hot, and beautiful!", said Resizagirl, who was blushing.

"I've been learning Nedonian language, so you'll understand this loud and clear.......Zarsh (yes), the word that means no in Nedonian language!", said Waldo.

"Oh-ho! Then let's go right now!", said Resizagirl.

"Wait what?!", said Waldo.

"Zarsh means yes in Nedonian language!", cheered Resizagirl.

"No it means no!", said Waldo.

"Actually, BAAAAAAA is Nedonian for no!", said Resizagirl.

"WHAT?!!!!! OH CRAP!!!!!", screamed Waldo.

"Come on, please!", said Resizagirl.

"Actually, I'm planning on organizing a huge funeral for the grand reopening of Galtraxia City! Our capital city has been rebuilt! Now we emerge ekzcanfoggul (I have to go poop), that's Nedonian for victory!", said Waldo.

Resizagirl cried with laughter.

"Ekzcanfoggul is Nedonian for 'I have to go poop'!", giggled Resizagirl.

"Okay, drop down and give me fifty push-ups! Then stand at attention until I tell you what to do!", said Waldo.

"You're so dirty, I like you!", said Resizagirl.

Resizagirl did fifty push-ups in five seconds and then stood at attention like a military soldier.

"Holy crap you're strong!", exclaimed Waldo.

"Now what do you want me to do?", said Resizagirl.

Suddenly, Waldo felt something weird going on inside him. He felt all awkward and weird. His face was flushing red.

"ARRRRRRAAAGH!!!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!! I FEEL SO WARM, MY FACE IS FLUSHING RED!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS FEELING!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY HEART IS BEATING?!!!!!!", screamed Waldo.

"Are you okay? Maybe going on a date might help you," said Resizagirl, who was winking.

"I think I'm possessed!", said Waldo.

"No, you just are blushing because you got a crush on me! Once, when you were sleeping, you kept on saying 'Resizagirl, Resizagirl, Resizagirl' in your sleep!", said Resizagirl.

"HUNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! YOU'RE RIGHT, I THINK I'M IN LOVE!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!! I MUST TELL EVERYONE!!!!!!!", screamed Waldo.

Suddenly, Waldo began running across Sector 1, telling everyone in sight he had a girlfriend. Resizagirl stood there confused.

"What is going on? Maybe the Astrogem has manipulated your mind," said Resizagirl.

"Nah, he's just excited. Well played," said Firestar.

"YOU STOLE MY LOVE FROM ME!!!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!", wept Tasha.

"Good luck dealing with the Genocide! Hopefully Tasha won't go crazy like those psycho ex-girlfriends in movies," said Firestar.

Waldo ran towards Firestar with excitement.

"HEY, GUESS WHAT?!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!", cheered Waldo.

"What are you doing?! Let's keep our relationship secret!", said Resizagirl.
Adam peeked from behind a corner with a camera in his hands, smiling.

"Oooooooooooooo! You're lovers!", said Adam.

"HEY ADAM, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!!!! WAIT WHAT, NO WE DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!! HEY ZOLDAN, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! HEY LEO AND NEO, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! HEY MR. GALTRAX, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! CAPTAIN MIGHTY, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! WREAKAGE OF SECTOR 1, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!", said Waldo.

Waldo ran around Sector 1 for the entire day, telling everyone he had a girlfriend. Then he called it a day. When he went to bed, Resizagirl was blushing red with excitement. However, she was still standing at attention like a military soldier.

"WHERE IN ASMETH WHERE YOU?!!!!! I'VE BEEN STANDING AT ATTENTION FOR THE ENTIRE DAY!!!!", said Resizagirl.

"Sorry! UNIT, DISMISSED!!!!!", said Waldo.

"YES SIR!!!", said Resizagirl, saluting in the Galtraxian way.

"Sorry about that! I just feel so good! The war's over and I finally found romance!", said Waldo.

"Wow, you sounded like you were drunk! And guess what........I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!! I MUST TELL EVERYONE!!!!!!! WAKE UP FIRESTAR, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!! ADAM, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!! ZOLDAN, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!! TASHA, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!! LEO AND NEO, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! JACOB AND HUNTER, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! SHADOW, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN MIGHTY, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!! MR. GALTRAX MARCUS, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! BLOODFIST, WHERE ARE YOU AT?!!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!", yelled Resizagirl, in excitement.

She ran across Sector 1 for the entire night, doing the same thing Waldo did. She told everyone she had a boyfriend.