The Ultimate Salesman

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Link has joined the chat.
Tingle has joined the chat.
Link has named the chat "Yay maps!"

Link: Yeah! Got some maps for me Tingle? I have to get around somehow!

Tingle: I do! I do! Give me 398 rupees and I'll explain the details!

Ravio has joined the chat.

Ravio: Mr. Hero! Hello! I have a new selection of weapons for you!

Tingle: Huh? Who are you?

Ravio: Mr. Hero's weapon provider! Ravio! Now Mr. Hero! I've got a whole new selection of weapons all polished up and just for you! I've got a brand new hammer only for the cost of 800 rupees!

Ravio has named the chat "Brand New Hammer for Sale!"

Tingle: That's outrageous! I sell my maps for a much lower cost! Obviously we see who the better choice is.

Ravio: Me because I actually give Mr. Hero the basic right to rent my weapons instead of buying them off from some shady fairy wannabe! And my rents are only 100 rupees AT MOST!

Link: OOOOOOOOOH! And that my cue to leave! BYE!

Link has left the chat.

Tingle: WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!! No fair! How can someone do such a thing with rupees so recklessly! That's CURRENCY you know!

Ravio: I know! I'm off to help Mr. Hero and get some more rupees now! BYE~!

Ravio has left the chat.

Tingle: GET BACK HERE!

Tingle has left the chat.

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