I'm... I'm in the world of Hercules?! (Disney's Hercules Love story)

We're in Very Serious Trouble...

Third POV:
After shaking her head at Brandi and Hercules as they flew off to Thebes, Meg walked into the forest, going as far as no one would dare go, since it was shrouded mostly in darkness, except for a little, teeny tiny sliver of sunlight. Soon, Meg looked down to see a bunny and a gopher on the ground in front of her when she heard a noise. "Aww...how cute. A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park." She said with a strong-sarcastic tone, a deadpanned look on her face. The 'bunny' frowned up at her and said, "Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny!" Pointing at his little fluffy tail, while the 'gopher' nodded, saying, "A-And I'm his gopher!"

After they say this, they turned into Pain and Panic, Hades' two most notorious and utterly idiotic sidekicks. "Ta-dah!" Pain and Panic said together, doing a pose with jazz hands, having Meg sigh in annoyance. "I thought I smelled a rat." She said, soon feeling her head being turned towards Hades himself. "Meg..." Hades said, smiling at her slightly with a coy look. His skin was a light blue color, his toga a dark gray, his hair a mass of blue flames, yellow eyes looking at her.

"Speak of the devil." Meg said, being pulled towards the God of Death by his smoke-like arms. "Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little 'nut' Meg. What exactly happened? I thought you were going to persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am, kind of river guardian-less." Hades says as he made a small board appear that showed the whole world with a little figure of Nessus by the river on it. "I gave it my best shot, okay? But he made me an offer I had to refuse." Meg said, flicking the figurine off the board, as Hades gave her a deadpanned look, which she was looking away from.

Hades soon stood up straight, making the board disappear, looking at her as he sighs. "Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years off your sentance, hey, I'm gonna add two, okay? Give that your best shot." He said with a slight smirk. Meg rolled her eyes, throwing her hands up as she says, "It wasn't my fault. It was that wonderboy, Hercules, and his little wondergirl, Brandi." When she says those two names, Hades went wide eyed for a second, not quite believing his ears. "Hercules? Brandi? Why do those names ring a bell?" Panic asked, twitching slightly as he looked at his partner in crime, who replies, "I don't know. Um, maybe we owe 'em money?" But once Pain says this, they both went went eyed as they start remembering where they heard the names.

"What were those names... again?" Hades asked as he came up behind Meg, bracing himself against the tree by one hand, an eyebrow raised. Meg turned to him slightly, saying, "Hercules and Brandi." Making the God of Death flare up slightly as he glared at Pain and Panic. "He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, but I can see through that in a Peloponnesian minute. And that girl, Brandi? She's... not like any normal girl I've met before." Meg continues, crossing her arms as she had on a thinking look as she thought about the girl who was with Hercules, who had short hair, and even was about as fit as he was, if not a bit smaller and wearing the same outfit.

Pain looked at Panic with a worried expression, getting up slightly. "Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to-" he started to say, before they went wide eyed, yelling, "Oh my gods!" As they tried to make a run for it, Panic yelling, "Run for it!" Only to be dragged back towards Hades, who was not a happy camper about the whole thing. "So you took care of him, huh? 'Dead as a doornail.' Weren't those your exact words?" He said, flaming up slightly as he asked the question, having a grip on their throats. They both try to talk but their boss squeezes their throats in the middle of their sentences. "This might be a different Hercules." Pain said, while Panic nods, saying, "Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!"

"Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?" Pain said, as they were both nervous from their boss's rising temper. "I'm about to rearrange the Cosmos... And the one schmiel...!" Hades started to say, throwing the two idiots to the ground. "And some random girl he grew up with, who can louse it up, are waltzing around in the woods!!" He yells this last part, full of rage and hatred, exploding into burning red-orange flames, destroying all the trees and objects around him.