What if all the batboys were in love with you?
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This story only includes Deadpool (Wade Wilson), Red Hood (Jason Todd) and Arsenal (Roy Harper).
Warning: More implied smut then intended, language
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"So is that a yes?" Jason asked, slinging his arm over my shoulder, Roy doing the same action.
"Sure!" I chirped up. "Wade! You up for it?"
"Sure thing chicken wing!" He answered enthusiastically. -------------------------------------------------
Your PoV
It's been a month since we met Jason and Roy and I have to say it's a good break from Wade. He's a nice guy and all but he won't shut up.
I was doing some research when a loud crashing sound echoed through the apartment. I quickly attracted my dagger to my hand and stealthily tiptoed to the source of the sound. Slowly examining the kitchen area, pieces of broken glass littered the floor. A brisk movement set off my reflexes and my dagger was sent straight into the figure.
"Owwww! What the flipping fuck?" The figure exclaimed.
"Right in my baby maker." He groaned.
"Wade? Why the fuck did you break the window of our apartment?!" I yelled.
"He tried to be Spider-man!" Arsenal's voice stated.
"Thank god there are two less vulgar vigilantes in my apartment" I sighed dramatically.
"Ha, joke's on you, you're just not looking into our minds!" Roy informed. I simply raised an eyebrow.
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"You see doll, while Wade says his thoughts out loud, we keep all our dirty thoughts about you in our heads," Jason explained, taking his helmet off.
"Yeah well, you'll have to start saying stuff out loud if you want her to turn her on or something because for some reason she's stopped looking in my brain!" Wade breathed out, figuring out how to get my knife out of his crotch.
