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"Some scenario I thought of yesterday:
OD! Tom: Matt! I want you to meet my new friend Susie!
OD! Matt: TOM GET AWAY FROM HER!
OD! Tom: Why?
OD! Matt: SHE KICKED ME IN THE DICK LAST WEEK!
OD! Tom: Gasp MATT! LANGUAGE! SUSIE'S ONLY SEVEN AND SHE WOULDN'T DO SUCH A THING! Right Susie?!
Susie: Of course Tom!
OD! Tom walks off
Susie: Glares at OD! Matt CAREFUL WHERE YOU'RE STEPPING BITCH I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK IF I NEED TO.
OD! Matt: That child is satan I swear to god."

- Julie Phillips

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