Hobbit Karaoke

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(In Bag End)

Frodo: I wanna be the very best-

Sam: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

Frodo: To catch them is my real test

Sam: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAUUSSEE

Frodo: I will travel across the land

Sam: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

Frodo: Teach pokémon to understand

Sam: THE POWER THAT'S INSSIIIDDEEE

In Unison: POKÉMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Frodo: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY

Sam: OH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

Frodo: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEENNDD

In Unison: POKÉMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Frodo: A HEART SO TRUUEE

Sam: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH

Frodo: YOU TEACH ME-

Sam: AND I'LL TEACH YOU

In Unison: POKÉMON!

Frodo: (doubles over in laughter) That was such fun! Thanks for joining me!

Sam: Thanks for having me! It was an honor to sing with you frodo!

Merry: (bursts into bag end with Pippin) We're here for karaoke!

Pippin: OMG YOU ALREADY STARTED WITHOUT US

Merry: (tears up) I cannot believe you would betray us like this (runs away sobbing)

Pippin: Sorry, he's been really emotional lately. He'll be fine after he has some chocolate, I'll go get him. (Rushes after merry)

Bilbo: Hello Frodo my lad! What's all this? (motions to the karaoke machine)

Frodo: Me, Sam, Merry, and Pippin were gonna do a bit of karaoke.

Bilbo: (tightens his belt) Well I don't mean to brag, but back in my day I knew a mean bit of Kara-te

Frodo: No uncle, not 'karate', I said karaoke.

Bilbo: Oh! Well in that case I'd advise you to invite Aragorn! He's a fine singer! Well, unless you plan on making it a contest of skill! Then you'd probably all lose to him! (Chuckles merrily)

Sam: (whispers) master would never lose to anybody...not even strider...

Frodo: But you don't want to join us bilbo?

Bilbo: Oh no, no! I'm much too busy!

Frodo: Doing what?

Bilbo: Well that is my own business. I'll see you later! (exits through a window)

Sam: Old Mr. Bilbo sure is odd sometimes

Frodo: That's true, but the same could probably be said about us Sam.

Sam: That's also true mister frodo

Pippin: (returns with Merry) Merry...do you have something you'd like to say to Sam and Frodo?

Merry: (sniffles) I apologize for running off the way I did, I shouldn't have gotten so worked up.

Pippin: (pats merry's head and gives him a bit of chocolate) There's a good lad!

Merry: Yay! (Accepts the chocolate happily)

Epilogue: Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo have a very merry night full of singing and revelry, they did indeed hold a karaoke competition, and invited Aragorn(who brought along Éomer), and much to Sam's delight he and Frodo (as a team of course) beat everyone else! Everyone added something to their winner's pot so Sam and Frodo won Mushrooms, Southfarthing pipe-weed, horse feed, and athelas, along with getting to keep what they themselves had added to the pot! (Potatoes and a flower crown)

The End.

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