Ouran highschool host club boyfriend scenarios

Group conversation

King: hiiiii everyone!!!
Shadowlord: why am I here
Thing1: yeah I don't...
Thing2: ...like this.
Reader-Chanforever: how do you two still finish each others sentences over group chat?
Talkingtree: we may never know.
Author-Sempi: it talks!
Cakelord: yeah Takashi acualy talks a lot over text.
Commenerqueen: so why are we here?
Author-Sempi: I don't think I'm going to be adding any more to this story. So thank you guys for reading
King: who is she talking to?
Talkingtree: no clue