Ouran highschool host club boyfriend scenarios

The twins

The things I do because I love my friends *sigh*
Hikaru:
You friend quite literaly shoved you into him.
Kouru
Your dad was working with his mom

What it's like for them to have a crush on you
Hikari:
Boarderline stalks you. Less snarky with you.
Kouru
You: I want ice cream
Him: *appears out of the depths of hell with your favorite ice cream

They ask you out
Hikaru:
Tamaki tells you.
Kouru:
Poor bean shows up with roses and asks you out in one breath.

When they are sick
Both: God help your soul they are annoying as hell.

Nicknames:
Hikaru:
Yours- Babe
His- that one red head
Kouru:
Yours- love
His- My human

Contact names:
His: That boy that seems to think we're dating
Yours:GF
Kouru
His: HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT CUTE?!
Yours: Perverted Italian (inside jokes. Inside jokes everywhere)

How they know you're mad:
Both: Actual homicidal maniac. *faint pcycopath laugh*

Pick up lines they use:
Hikaru- Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a sweet a$$
Kouru- HEY, I love you

Your odd talent:
Both- You can get away with anything by just singing.

Song that reminded them of you
Both-

Embarrassing thing they've done I front of you:
Hikaru- Meant to call for his brother but accidentally called him Hikaru.
K

ouru- Same but reversed

You scare them:
Both: They saw you playing Yandere Simulator screaming die