AhAsJsisjdksj HELL

Ladies and Gentlemen, My Latest Abomination

I was only Bronze Rank.
I loved Junkrat so much.
I had all the emotes, the sprays, the skins.
Every night I would pray to him, thanking him for the PotGs I'd been given.
"Junkrat is love", I would say. "Junkrat is life."
My brother hears me and tells me I have no aim and no brain.
I know he's just jealous of my devotion to Junkrat.
I tell him to switch to a healer.
He eliminates me, and tells me to go to bed.
I'm crying now, and my wrists hurt.
I lie in my bed, and it's so cold.
I feel a warmth moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Junkrat.
I'm so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "It's a perfect day for some mayhem."
He grabs me with his tetanus-infected hand (s?) and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm powered up. Get in here.
I spread my asscheeks wide for Junkrat.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Junkrat.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Junkrat.
He shouts, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" as he fills my butt with his love.
My brother walks in.
Junkrat looks him straight in the eye and says "Roight back to scrap heap!"
Junkrat leaves through my window.
Junkrat is Love.
Junkrat is Life.