To All: Favourite video game? (Dedicated to @HiddenBehindTheMask for the awesome idea)
Leo: Does club penguin count as a video game?
Frank: OMG CLUB PENGUIN IS MAH LIFE GUURL
Leo: OMG FRANK U HAVE CLUB PENGUIN OMG WHATS UR USERNAME? IMMA ADD YA
Frank: Heck no! I have a reputation to keep on CP so go and step on a lego peasant
Percy: ooo SLAY
Jason: Shut up crabs! We all know *puts on sunglasses* PACMAN IS DA BEST BETCHES
Nico: Typical low-class Jason *sighs*
Clarrise: GOD OF WAR!! VIOLENCE! WAR! BLOOD!!
Bec: WoAh! I'm not even that blood thirsty, but doesn't ur dad die in it? And doesn't the whole of Olympus helps Kratos murder him?
Clarisse: BUT KRATOS IS AWESOME! WITH HIS BLADES OF EXILES AND OMFG ASDFGHJKL!! HE'S JUST SO AWESOME! *faints*
Bec: wow...
Nico: I've never seen her like this *pokes Clarisse with a stick*
Sophia: let's just... leave her there... Now whats everyones-
Jason: PACMAN
Piper: CLUB PENGUIN
Leo: CLUB PENGUIN
Frank: CLUB PENGUIN
Destiny: CLUB PENGUIN
Sam: CLUB PENGUIN
Nico: CLUB PENGUIN
Everyone: CLUB PENGUIN
Bis: Poor Jason, everyone love CP
Jason: *shows nude pictures of Pacman to them*
Bis: *pukes*
Percy: where the faq did u get those from?
Jason: Thas right betches, worship it.
Bec: not even Golem would call it 'precioussss' *rips the atrocity*
Jason:
Sophia: I like... I don't really play video games but I like the plot line of assassins creed...
Annabeth: that game is actually pretty intresting since there are also Roman Gods in it like my mom, Athena.
Sophia: exactly.
Bec: Yeah stop braggin *throws a brick at Jason* CLUB PENGUIN WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Percy: YEAH THAS RIGHT!
Jason: *struggles to speak*
Frank: you know we cant understand you peasant language Jason?
Jason: you all wo- wont get awaaayyyy with thi- *dies*
Bec: sorry JasANNA, BUT I NEVER LOVED YOU.
Piper: *looks at Bec* HANS IS THAT YOU??!!
Bec: NO! HOW DARE YOU SEE ME AS THAT DOUCHE?
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~Coolio •_•
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