I DUB THEE SPOODERMAN

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I don't own Naruto, FNAF, or PPGD.
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Chara's POV

I peeked out of my drawer and looked at the box.

And yes I can fit in tiny spaces.

The box was expanding and there were more cats in there from the sound of all their screeching and yowling.

I got out of my drawer and grabbed a stick out of . . . Nowhere!?!? And started poking the box, then I slowly peeked in again. There was now 17 kittens. Ya know what, with the job I have, I'm not even gonna question this anymore.

"I guess I am keeping you little fudgers aren't I." I say while picking up a white kitty with a scar over his left eye and gravity defying fur. "I DUB THEE SPOODERMAN AND YOU ARE NOW GONNA GO SIT ON THE BED AND STAY THERE!!!!" I say, well... yell, those words and put the kitty on the bed while he seems to start sulking about the name. "Jo mad, bro?" I say, giving him a silly face. It looked like he chuckled, and he stopped sulking and looked up at me with some sort of new found respect. I guess being nice, funny, and loud gets you friends, so basically being Naruto gets you friends. I giggle and pick up a red kitten with black around his eyes and some kanji on his forehead, "OOOHHHH, I'LL NAME YOU PANDA, because you remind me of a cute little red panda..... their adorable and so are you." I say, hugging him to my rather tiny breast and float up and the air doing little loops and kiss his kitty head.
(I am so lazy so here is how I will do this, Person-Name-Reason, 'kay now moving on)

Naruto - Ramen - He tried to steal my ramen

Sasuke - EMO - He is being emo

Sakura - Fangirl - She won't stop fangirling over EMO

Kakashi - SPOODERMAN - He wore a mask like spiderman and I was feeling silly

Gaara - Panda - He reminds me of red pandas. . . . Their adorable and so is he

Temari - Kaze - I think it meant wind and she was looking at the fan a lot

Kankuro - P.O.K - He is obsessed with my puppets

Pein - King - He was acting high and mighty

Konan - Princess - She was sticking with king and she is pretty

Zetsu - Tree - I saw him staring at my plants and since he was on the window seel I saw a tree

Tobi - Sugar - He looks like he lives off of the stuff

Itachi - Sebastian - He reminded me of Sebastian from black butler

Kisame - Jaws - He looks like a shark and I thought of the movie sharknado

Sasori - O.O.W.P.O.K - Over Obsessed With P.O.K

Deidara - Bomb - He was looking at my bombs in the closet

Kakuzu - Theif - He stole my wallet T_T

Hidan - QueenB****y - He is a pain in the butt

I was tired so I sat on my bed, being careful to avoid sitting on SPOODERMAN and the others. And RIGHT when I was comfortable, someone knocked on my front door. "UGGHHHH. WHOEVER YOU ARE, I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND!!"

The knocking started again but louder and more annoying, "OKAY, GEEZ HOLD ON, Jesus." I say finally getting up from my position in bed.

I open the front door and see...

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HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! CLIFFHANGER, BUT DON'T LET GO.

Review of next chappy:

"Oh my GLOB! You're THE AKATSUKI"

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"You'll slip up, and when you do. You will learn how to except this fact, Uchiha..."

Hehehehe

Sasori: -Ties Sarah with chakra strings-

Kankuro: -Covers Sarah's mouth with tape-

Others: -Shaking their heads-

Deidara: Bye everyone, now we have to deal with an angry Sarah -avoids a flying chainsaw-... Well f*** my life. -Runs along with the others who value their life-

SEE YA'!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 09, 2018 ⏰

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