The Squip Squad (BMC/DEH Chatfic #2)

3: In Charge

ProudGay has added the Squip Squad to ‘In Charge’

ProudGay: Jeremy has left the building.

NotLohst: what?

JakeyD: what happened to Jeremy?

Trees: i-is he ok?

BiArsonist: Michael, stop scaring everybody.

GossipGirl: is he dead?!

TheaterGeek: oh gosh! This is all my fault!

Valentine: can you tell us already!?

ProudGay: he has a really bad migraine, so he won't be on the chat.

ProudGay: don't worry, I'm taking really good care of him.

CKlein: YOU B**CH! YOU ACTUALLY HAD ME WORRIED!

Valentine: yeah, Michael. That wasn't nice!

#single has changed his name to ‘Jerry’

Jerry: It's good to know u all care, tho.

Jerry: ow

ProudGay: JEREMY GET OFF YOUR PHONE BEFORE I TAKE IT FROM YOU!

Jerry: ok, geez, sorry.

ProudGay: U CAN USE VERBAL COMMUNICATION WITH ME!! WE’RE IN THE SAME ROOM MISTER!!

Trees: Jeremy are you ok?

ProudGay: JEREMY, TELL ME AND I'LL WRITE IT HERE!

JakeyD: don't u mean Heere?

Jerry: please stop with the puns.

ProudGay: alright, that's it, I'm taking your phone.

Jerry: NO!

ProudGay: It's for your own good.

Jerry: guys!

Jerry: Evan this is your fault!

Trees: w-what? I'm sorry, i-i didn't know.

CKlein: hey, don't blame Evan for this. You have control over your body!

CKlein: Evan, u ok?

Trees: ...yeah, i-i'm ok.

ProudGay: Jeremy said that he was just joking.

ProudGay: and that he's sorry for making Evan feel bad.

Trees: It's ok, r-really. You don't h-have to feel b-bad.

JakeyD: dude, u do realize this is texting app, right?

Trees: i-i know.

BiArsonist: y do u stammer in a texting app?

Trees: i-i don't know.

CKlein: cuz that's just who he is.

CKlein: it seems like it's pick on Evan day or something.

ProudGay: Jeremy wants to know why you're being so protective of him.

ProudGay: ok, I lied. I want to know why you're being so protective of him.

CKlein: cuz he's my friend.

CKlein: *family friend

CKlein: don't overthink this, Mikey!