Everyday Life of Frozen Lotus

Drabble #14

Headmistress Fiora twirled the ruler in her hand as she looked at the three seated champions in front of her. "Alright. Everyone, High Councilor Kolminye has entrusted you three to me to undergo a little discipline lesson due to the brawl you caused earlier. Now, let's start with the Sinister Blade."

"What? Why me?"

"Because, not only was your secret affair with the Queen of Freljord was exposed a few hours ago, but you also attempted murdering the Barbarian King."

"Whatever." The assassin muttered, crossing her arms.

"We'll start with something basic." Fiora began, giving her a pointed look. "Katarina, what do you do when Ashe approaches you?"

"I fuck her."

Fiora was silent for a second.

"Katarina, no, you...-"

"I'll fuck the shit out of her."

"No, no, no." Fiora tutted with visible irritation. "She has a husband, remember? Again, what do you do when Ashe approaches you. Now, repeat after me."

Katarina stared as Fiora started.

"I'll avoid...-"

"-fuck her." Katarina continued differently, face remaining blank.

"...I see." Was the only thing Fiora could say.

"..." Katarina was silent for a moment before saying, "Sorry, can't help it."

"We will work on that again later."

"Okay..... But that doesn't mean I'll stop fucking her."

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"No, I, you know what? Never mind." Fiora turned to Vi. "Vi, let me ask you, is Caitlyn...-"

"Cupcake."

"Pardon?"

"I'm just saying that I like to call her Cupcake instead of Caitlyn whenever I'm outside. I usually use her name whenever we're having sex."

"If you'd please refrain...-"

"Or fucking like gorillas, in other terms."

"I did not even ask for a different term." Fiora said in annoyance. "Let me ask you a different question, then."

"Sure. Fire away."

"What do you do when the Defender of Tomorrow walks up to Caitlyn?"

"I'll dunk him."

"No, Vi. He only wants to talk to her. You should...-"

"Dunk him to death."

"No." Fiora glared. "What you should do is...-"

"-fucking dunk him." Vi finished differently, just like Katarina.

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"You two are hopeless." Fiora left her position in front of Vi and Katarina and chose to address Diana this time. "Scorn of the Moon, I will be brief and blunt with you."

"I don't see why you shouldn't be." Diana stated in a nearly sarcastic way.

"As we all know, Leona and Pantheon have been friends for quite a long while."

"Not for long."

"Diana." Fiora hissed. "Let me ask you just one question, and I expect a reasonable answer."

"Hmm."

"What do you do when Pantheon decides to cook for Leona?"

"I'll slice him."

"No, Diana. We all know what the right answer is. Now, say it with me." Fiora internally held herself back from exploding right then there. "You'll befrien...-"

"-slice and dice him."

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SLAM!

The trio stared at the recently slammed door, which left them by themselves to think about what just happened.

Apparently, Fiora has given up in teaching them some morals.

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"Who wants to get the fuck out of here and do what they're not supposed to do?" Katarina asked as she raised her own hand.

Vi and Diana's hands copied her gesture.

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Author's Note: Sorry for not updating my other stories in a while. My thesis has been murdering me for the past couple of days, school work and responsibilities have been weighing me down, so yeah, I've been dying for a quite a while now. 😅😂😥😭

This little something is for you readers though. 😄

It was made with my little sister,  RandomPrincess16, who gave a little contribution to create this silly piece. 😂

This was actually inspired by a Sims video my friend shared to me, although I forgot what the creator's name is. The video originally featured Britney Spears teaching Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber proper celebrity manners. 😂😂