From: Matthew (My agent)
JV,
These are now confirmed:
- Antwerp. - Stockholm. - Amsterdam. - Oslo. - Stavanger
Will send links when they are live.
From: James
Ah "Stavanger" the home of comedy!
From: Matthew
Stavanger is the oil capital of Norway.
From: James
Good chance to do my petrochemicals material then.
Might be too CRUDE though.
Geddit?
Crude ?!
From: Matthew
I don't get it. Also, do you want a hotel? You can probably catch a flight that evening unless you'd prefer to stay over
From: James
I prefer to stay over
a) in case I meet "The One" b) So I can dance around the hotel naked but for the hair net. c) So I don't have to fly twice in one day.
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