Mike: Wow A+ parenting I think I'm ready for my tater tot
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The losers club: you're a monster, how do you sleep at night Pennywise: I don't, I do a lot of cocaine
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Eddie: Sweet baby Christ in a loincloth
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Stan: I still haven't let go of you assaulting me with your glasses. My eyebrow is pressing charges
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Bill: were you screaming in pain? Ben: no, cause i thought that'd be rude
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Mike: The only high I take is weight room baby
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Bev: you look like you vape Eddie: I will crush your ribcage by pressing rocks on your unconscious body
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Eddie: *sitting in Richie's chair* Richie: hey get your hand off my seat! Eddie: my whole body is in your seat! Richie: *looks down at Eddie's hand resting in his lap* no, just your hand Eddie: WHAT
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Bill, trying to flirt: wanna see my dad?
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Stan: I am not above stealing a baby
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Eddie: I mean my mom abuses me but she got me backyardigans crocs so i cant complain
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Eddie: why do you still have that shirt? Richie: why do i still have you?
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Mike, bursting into the room: AXE IS NOT AN AIR FRESHENER
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Ben: all the cool kids read manuscripts
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R U REDDIE 4 IT CHAPTER 2
Fanfictionyou asked for it. so here it is it's britney, bitch. part two of R U REDDIE 4 IT
