R U REDDIE 4 IT CHAPTER 2

shit ive done or said in the past week as the losers club

bill: what do you want to be in twenty years

ben: a library

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all seven, in unison: *chanting "kill it!" repeatedly with absolutely no explanation as to why*

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richie: i just *clenches fist in front of face dramatically* don't want to

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eddie: i mean... that sounds pretty gay

richie: you sound pretty gay

mike: literally both of you are gay

eddie: wow we get it you're straight

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stan: *drops pencil and stares at it* i fucking hate existing

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mike: *crying over a picture of a chicken wearing a hat*

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beverly, in response to the co-chairman of the committee calling her his assistant: we both know i'm in charge here, fuckin' pussy

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bill: *makes eye contact with richie across the classroom*

richie, with no emotion on his face: *starts sliding his phone into his mouth*

bill, under his breath: what the fuck is wrong with you

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ben: i woke up in the middle of the night panicking about my sixteenth birthday

ben: it took fifteen minutes before i remembered that i'm already eighteen

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bill: i'm a lover, not a fighter

beverly: you punched me in the tit this morning

bill: well you shouldn't have fucking touched my muffin

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eddie: good news, after some help from the teacher, i figured out how to solve the problem on my quiz

eddie: bad news, i needed help because i was so tired that i forgot how division works

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richie: does anything make you happy

stan: sometimes i think about going to your funeral

stan: never fails to make me smile

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mike: *starts playing flappy bird in class*

richie: WHAT THE FUCK IT'S 2018

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beverly: *shows up twenty minutes late wearing a panda onesie and holding a milkshake*

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all seven: *telling weird stories about their families*

mike: my dad wrestled a shark once

stan: explain

mike: he was on a boat

stan: that doesn't help