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"kunpimook!" mrs. bhuwakul, kunpimook's mother, yelled from some location downstairs. kunpimook knew it probably had something to do with his cat, so he slipped on his shoes and headed down the stairs.
his mother turned around at the sound of the floor creaking. "oh, there you are. dear, could you empty out pudding's litter box. it's gotten full again," she said, clasping her hands to her chest.
"yeah," he mumbled, walking slowly towards the laundry room. kunpimook huffed, leaning down to grab a bag and a scoop.
me: i stg this cat will be the death of me
yugyeom :) : you haVE A CAT
me: yes ?
yugyeom :) : whATS ITS NAME
me: pudding
yugyeom :) : that's SO CUTE TELL IT I LOVE IT
me: no
yugyeom :) : eAt my butt
me: that's a little gay
yugyeom :) : good
me: oH
yugyeom :) : i love g-dragon
me: bITCH ME TOO FUCKSKAO
yugyeom :) : i would gladly suck his dick anytime of any day
me: alright bitch me the fuck too
yugyeom :) : im glad we share this bond
me: me tOO my best friend is a daeSUNG STAN AND LIKE DAESUNG IS HOT AND ALL LIKE WOW LEMME CUFF YOU BUT LIKE GD IS WHERE ITS AT HOLY SHIT
yugyeom :) : FUCK ALL OF BIGBANG COULD BEAT ME UP AND I'D THANK THEM
me: FUCK BITCH ME TOO
yugyeom :) : but why will your cat be the death of you
me: oH SHE WONT STOP SHITTING
yugyeom :) : sounds like a personal problem
me: fuCK YOU
yugyeom :) : a little bit gay
me: im more than a little bit gay 🤧😫👊
yugyeom :) : well alright
me: imma put a really ugly emoji next to your name hold on
yugyeom 😖: WHAT THE FUCK KUNPIMOOK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAY
me: it's you
yugyeom 😖: BITCH THE FUCK IF IT IS THATS UGLY AS HELL
me: i think it's okay
yugyeom 😖:NO
me: FUCK YOU
yugyeom 😖: that's still gay
me: iM GLAD
yugyeom 😖: one time i was watching this bigbang live performance and this girl was recording it with a whole ass tablet
me: i would do that
yugyeom 😖: of course you would
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"kunpimook! i made pizza rolls!" kunpimook's dad called out from the kitchen. the kitchen smelled of a whatever you assume pizza rolls smell like with the slightest tinge of fire. which assumingely made sense because it was kunpimook's dad that had made these lovely pizza rolls. now, kunpimook was ready to fucking devour these pizza rolls even if it meant risking his stomach acids happiness for the next few hours.
so he did, he ate every single one of those pizza rolls. "thanks dad!" he yelled from the living room.
yugyeom 😖: BLING BLING
me: bling bling
yugyeom 😖: why am i a yg stan
me: bc your initials are yg and you wanna feel at home 🤧
yugyeom 😖: eAt my buTt
me: 🥢 im ready
yugyeom 😖: hold on, are those chopsticks
me: yes? your Asian ass has never seen chopsticks?
yugyeom 😖: i thought they were your legs
me: I GOtta FUCKING GO OH MY HOD AKS EIE YOURE SO MEAN
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I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR LIKE TWO DAYS IM SORRY IF THIS MAKES NO SENSE I WAS LOWKEY DELUSIONAL
