Sincerely, A Not So Average Teenager

6/6/14; These Shorts

So, I bought these shorts yesterday.

And of course, I wore them today.

And the thing about these shorts is that,

I think I love them more than 98% of the human population.

I mean, they are cute.

Cuter than 99% of the human population.

And I love them.

I think I have mental problems.

Or short-a-lovia

Don't judge me.

Or else I have to slap you with my amazing shorts.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

So happy national donut day.

You should buy me a donut while you still can.

Cuz my friend couldn't bring me any even though he said he would.

People are cruel.

Not really.

Ok yes really.

Ok I'll leave now.

You should go watch All Of The Stars by Ed Sheeran music video.

If you like The Fault In Our Stars you might cry while watching it.

Ok by now for realz.

I'll just be here fangirling over how inspirational Ashton Irwin is when it comes to self harm.

What.

Goodnight. Or good morning. Or good afternoon. Whatever it is where you are.

Love chu.

Sincerely,

A-Teenager-Who-Shall-Marry-A-Pair-Of-Shorts-Jkk

(P.S. this story got demoted to #797 in non-fiction today \: )

(P.P.S. I published Dear Siri yesterday!)