Prussia: Zell me budder, Your gay right? *ask*
Germany: Gilbert, How many zimes should I Zell you zhat I am not Gay *annoyed*
Prussia: You're a 20 years old und having no girlfriend *smirks*
Zhat Makes You Gay.
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Germany: Und Zhat vhat mein brudder zold me about me being a gay man *very annoyed then drink the whole mug of Beer in his left hand*
You: I think his just messing up with you, Mr. Germany, besides Prussia is actually Single--
Germany: *spits out Beer* VHAT?! *looks at you while drying his lips*
You: You didn't know?! Well... did you know the chick his mentioning--
Germany: Ja, Ja, I did! Vhat is the frau's name? *looks at you with curiosity*
You: Mr. Germany calm down, she's actually "not a girl"--
Germany: MEIN BRUDDER IS DAZING A GAY?!? *serious face*
You: oh no, no, no, no! His not dating a gay! It's not even a "human" either it's actually--
Germany: A POZAZO??? HIS DAZING A POZAZO ISNT HE?! HOW MANY ZIMES SHOULD I ZELL POZAZO DONT PRODUCE CHILDRENS! HE MADE A VERY VRONG CHOICE! HIS SUCH A DUMPKUF! A DUMPKUF! *very angry and broke the mug in his hand*
You: HIS NOT DATING A STUPID POTATO MR. GERMANY! WONT YOU JUST LET ME FINISH!
THE CHICK HIS MENTIONING IS NOT A GIRL NEITHER A HUMAN!
IT'S GILBIRD! THE LITTLE YELLOW BIRD IN HIS HEAD ALL THE TIME! THAT IS THE CHICK HIS MENTIONING! HE WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE A STUPID POTATO! *You shouted at the angry German because he didn't let you finish anything your about to tell him*
Germany: *looks at you face paled a bit* Aczually he dated a pozazo once....
You: *got your senses back* oh..... I'm sorry Mr. Germany... I'm sorry... I didn't meant to shout you like that though....
Germany: I-it's ok (your name) it's my fault...
You: thank you for understanding that I have short temper, Mr. Germany
Germany: it's nothing...
(The potato dating part... is not true xD)
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FanfictionC: Hi! I am AProudAsian/HetaWarts~ Oh and um yeah I make stories and randomness but I can't even FINISH ONE! SOO LETS JUST GET THINGS STARTED :D I also put reader here sometimes -3- oh and demn feels! *Lit fireworks in the sky* Fireworks are saying...
