Letter: All Allies and Axis Powers, Plus Canada, Romano, Prussia and Spain. What do you guys think about the fifty states?
America: *hero pose and signature hero laugh as he call it* THEY ARE MY REALLY COOL SIDEKICKS >:D AND THEY'RE TOTALLY AWESOME AND WE KICK IGGY'S BOTH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
England: *sipping tea like nobody's business* *put down teacup* It's actually 51 Puerto Rico is one of the new declared state Besides....
America: YOUR STALKING ME?!! :0 *ask surprised*
England: *angry* WHY WOULD I BLOODY STALK YOU! YOU ASSHOLE! I READ IT ON THE INTERNET!!!! *points at America angrily*
America: YOUR STALKING OUR WEBSITE?! :0 *ask surprised*
England: NO! I AM NOT STALKING ANY AMERICAN WEBSITES INTERNET!!! I JUST READ IT OK?!?! *broke tea cup*
America: HOLY BURGERS! YOUR STALKING OUR COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS?!?! :0 *ask surprised*
England: *deeply sigh in anger* FOR THE LAST TIME NO! I AM NOT STALKING ANYBODY!
America: :O YOUR STALKING NOBODY?!?!?! *ask surprised*
England: YES! *slam table angrily*
America: HOLY CRAP! *Rans outside* HEY EVERYBODY! ENGLAND'S STALKING NOBODY!!!
Everyone: *gassp*
Random person 1: wait... who's nobody?
Random person 2: it's No-Body!
Everyone: OH MY GOOGLE!!!
ENGLAND IS STALKING A GHOST!!! *panics*
America: O0O HOLY WHAT?!!!??!?!?! THAT'S WORST THAN NOBODY!!!!!!!
Barack Obama: WE NOW DECLARE TO VACUUM EVERY CORNER OF OUR CITIES--
Random civilian: EVEN OUR UNDERWEARS?!
Barack Obama: Yes, even our underwear, TO ACHIEVE THE NO-GHOST TREATY I JUST SIGN RIGHT NOW, WHILE IM SPEAKING, BESIDE AMERICA.
America: *make peace sign*
Everyone: *started vacuuming every corner of the streets*
England: *facepalm* Americans....
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Russia: They are very talented states, da, they are.... but they don't like to be one with mother Russia da? ^J^...they told me that they are already one with Brother America da? *looks at America* Why not brother America be one with mother Russia? da? *smiles at america*
America: Broh! We can work this out right? Hahaha hahaha *laugh nervously*
Russia: ^J^ *smiling happily to America*
America: *laughing nervously*
Russia: ^J^ *smiling happily to America*
America: *laughing nervously*
Russia: ^J^ *smiling happily to America*
America: *laughing nervously*
Russia: ^J^ Be one with mother Russia?
America: *screams*
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China: I like doing business with them aru! Americans products are very very expensive at our place aru! I make money with it aru! *smiles*
America: -3-" he only likes them because of business.... how rude...
China: it's not actually that bad aru.
China's boss: Actually it I---
China: *beat His boss with his shinatty-chan (Hello kitty)* IT'S NOT ARU! IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT ARU!IT'S NOT!!!!
China's Boss: *crying* IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT!
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France: ohonohonohonohonohon~
America: Please don't think about them like what I'm imagining what your thinking
France: Mademoiselle, I am thinking what you are thinking~
America: That my sibling's are really cool states than yours?
France: ohonohonohonohonohon~ *looks at America with a poker face* No. That they are very beautiful species that I wanted to make lo---
America: *push France out* YOU GAVE ME HORRORS DUDE!!!!!
France: I always do *winks at America*
America: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! *closed the door shut*
England: *patted America's back* feel what I feel?
America: IT'S DISGUSTING MAN!!!
England: Yes, you feel what I feel
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Canada: *smiles* They are very good people. I really love them since they are also my siblings and I don't know what me and America do without them... *smiles happily and break down in tears*
*cries* despite some of them act like America and when we play sports like baseball and stuff.... They are very common with America eh mate? always hitting my special spots *emote*
Kumajirou: *pats Canada's back* It's ok....
Canada: thank you for the comfort kuma... *sniffs*
Kumajirou: Yeah but who are you?
Canada: Your a very bad person you know that Kuma?
Kumajirou: No, I'm not even a person.
Canada: *cries again*
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This is the allies version of what do they think of the 50 er... 51 states. vwv I'm sorry if it took so long @_Aph_Colorado!
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