England: Do you speak english?
APPLICANT: Yes
England: Name?
APPLICANT: Abdul al-Rhasib
England: Sex?
APPLICANT: Three to five times a week
Englans: No Wanker! I mean male or female?
APPLICANT: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
England: Holy bloody cow!
APPLICANT: Yes, cow, sheep animals in general.
England: But isn't it hostile? it's in the Law!
APPLICANT: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
England: Oh bloody dear! *looks at the applicant angrily*
APPLICANT: No, no! Dear runs too fast....
England: OUT OF MY OFFICE!
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Hetalia Randomness (All is Random)
FanfictionC: Hi! I am AProudAsian/HetaWarts~ Oh and um yeah I make stories and randomness but I can't even FINISH ONE! SOO LETS JUST GET THINGS STARTED :D I also put reader here sometimes -3- oh and demn feels! *Lit fireworks in the sky* Fireworks are saying...
