Dare by Smosh_BTS
Olivia
Keith winked at me. Oh shit.
"Hey Olivia?"
"Yeah Keith?"
"Truth or dare?" He asked me, accenting each word.
"Dare," I said, feeling brave. Pfft, it's Keith. What's the best he got?
Keith looked out a window. It was only 8pm, and there was a barbecue going on outside. "I dare you to sing Deep Throat by Cupcake outside."
"Wow," I giggled, "at least there aren't children!"
"That's so great!" Shayne laughed.
"Give it up for Keith!" Ian cheered.
Keith stood up and took a bow.
I ran outside. Everyone was crowding around one window except for Courtney and Keith who followed me out. The window was opened a little so everyone could hear.
"HUMP ME! FUCK ME! DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE! HUMP ME! FUCK ME! DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE! LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANNA EAT YOUR DICK! BUT I CAN'T FUCK UP MY NAILS SO IMA PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS!" I sang, "MOUTH WIDE OPEN! MOUTH WIDE OPEN! MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE IM AT THE DENTIST! MOUTH WIDE OPEN! MOUTH WIDE OPEN! PUT IT SO DEEP I CANT SPEAK A SENTENCE!"
As I sang Courtney twerked and Keith humped the air. We got the weirdest looks from the people having the barbecue, they looked about in their mid 30's.
They just got a taste of magic. They're lucky I didn't charge them for the show.
When we went in everyone was dying with laughter, some people on the floor.
"That was the best thing I've ever seen and heard in my life!"
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smosh ☔︎ truth or dare
FanfictionThe entire Smosh family all gathered at the Smosh house for a sleepover. Things are all going well until someone suggests they play Truth or Dare.
