Benjamin | Casey
"hello, this is target. my name is benjamin, how may i help you?"
"..."
"hello?"
"boo!"
"ah, crap! that was loud!"
"el-oh-el."
"god, what's your problem lady? do you have anything else better to do? i mean seriously! the target helpline is not a place to converse and make friends or ask ridiculous questions. stop calling!"
"but i did have a real question. it was an actual genuine question. i promise."
"what?"
"don't sound so grumpy! anyway! i went to my local target yesterday and i saw this very cute guy. i was wondering if you knew who he was?"
"..."
"i can hear you breathing."
"you're such a waste of my time. i have other people who need help. bye, and don't call again."
"are you-"
"..."
"-okay? well. that was rude."
call ended
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Short Story❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞ ❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞ ❝Ma'am...
