Dares #32, #33, #34, #35, & #36

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O-o-o-ok-? ////

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O-o-o-ok-? ////

1st dare
Me: *hesitantly sits next to Choromatsu, blushing* h-hey, Choromatsu

Choromatsu: *without turning around from his book* Mm? What is it?

Me: Is there... *clears throat* uhm... any good crumbs on my face?

Choromatsu: *turns to look and narrows his eyes* No-

Me: *quickly kisses him on the lips and runs away*

2nd dare
*goes up to the roof where Karamatsu is and picks him up from under his armpits*

Me: *inhales* IM GOING TO PROTEC THE CINNAMON ROLL FOREVAAAAAA

Karamatsu: HAH?!

3rd dare
*at nighttime, just cause I couldn't find a good other time where Ichimatsu slept*

*puts full-volume headphones on his ears and plays the Karamatsu's theme at full volume*

Karamatsu's theme: *VOLUME EXPLODES*

Ichimatsu: *SCREECHES AND JUMPS WHILE SCRAMBLING UP AT THS SPEED OF LIGHT, CAT MODE ACTIVATED AS THE LIGHT'S TURNED ON* HISSSS WTH OSOMATSU-NIISAN?!

Todomatsu: Hey, was it so necessary to scream that loud? And in the middle of the night, too;;;

Me: I, uh, *awkwardly looks at the phone and connected headphones in my hands* *sweats*

4th dare
Todomatsu: Thx for buying drinks for us, niisan~!

Me: You're the one who decided to make the loser [in the game we were playing] buy the drinks, asshole. *sets down two bottles of drinks*

Jyushimatsu: Eh? Bottles? Not cans?

Me: Welll the best-looking drinks were these, sooo

Todomatsu: Were there ever bottles in vending machines? Ah well. Maybe I just don't remember.

Jyushimatsu: *opens his bottle and dumps a bunch of the drink in his mouth* Hey, since Osomatsu-niisan lost the last game, he goes first this time, right?

Todomatsu: Yep, you're right. *takes a drink from his own bottle as well* Not that going first does much

Jyushimatsu: Eh? It doesn't?

Jyushimatsu: Ofc not! Think about it! Nothing would've changed except for-

....

Todomatsu: Ah, I'm Totty now!

Jyushimatsu: yOU DIRTY BASTARD! WHAT DID U PUT IN THERE?!

Me: Y-you got it wrong! I didn't-

Jyushimatsu: *traps me in something like an octopus hold* DIE!!

Me: AAA SPARE MEE! PLEASE SPARE ME! TOTTYYYYY

5th dare
Well uh

This feels pretty awkward

This feels pretty awkward

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