i like to spread [blank] on my toast + noticed by senpai :33

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me and me friend were playing this "game" where you have to pick a book and pick a random page and read the first word/sentence on the page and fill in the blank(s). and the sentence for this one was "i like to spread  [blank] on my toast." and she had a thanksgiving book, so when she opened it, she saw the word "cock" and she filled in the blank.

"i like to spread cock on my toast."

we were laughing so hard i felt like i was gonna explode. lmao it was sooo funny.

i still think about it lmao.

i still think about it lmao

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aLsO.

robert (robertidk) notICED ME WTFFF???

he liked my tweet i'm qUAKIMG

lOoK:

[longest "yeah boi" ever]

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[longest "yeah boi" ever]

i can't bELIEVE!!!!

aHHhahHahHhHhHhH

it was the tweet where he put-
i'll show it to you:

it was the tweet where he put-i'll show it to you:

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and i said "who is she?"

and he fUCKING LIKED IT WTFFFF

did he think it was funny??? was i being edgy and cool??? did he like it out of pity??? the world may never know.

today was a pretty good day. and i think i got a little happier :^)))

alsoooo during lunch, me and my other friend (woahhhhhh too many friends) were getting our lunch n stuff and we had pizzzzaaa and they come with a breadstick (the lunch lady actually asks if we want one and she says "yOu WaNt A bReAd?" and it's really funny) and she had gotten a breadstick that was kinda weirdly shaped and she said "she be  t h i c c ."
and i seriously couldn't stop laughing i was breathing so hard lmao.

yeah

that's it bye byeeee -3-

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