HTTYD RTTE TEXTING

Berserkers

Heather= BerserkAxeGirl

Dagur= DerangedChief75

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DragonMaster, TheFearless27, TheLadiesMan, Geek62, Explosions41, and Boom have joined the group chat.

DragonMaster: hey guys

Geek62: hi hiccup, still working on that 'secret project'

DragonMaster: for the last time it's not a secret

TheFearless27: if it isn't a secret then tell us what it is

DragonMaster: ...

TheFearless27: though so

TheLadiesMan: Guys why did you wake me up? I was having my beauty sleep

DragonMaster: your 'beauty sleep' has failed us for 19 years, what makes you think that it will work now?

Explosions41: OOOHH! GET ROASTED SNOTLOUT!

Geek62: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

DerangedChief75 has joined the group chat.

DerangedChief75: Yeah Hiccup, good one! GET ROASTED SNOTHAT!

Everyone: DAGUR?!?!?!

TheLadiesMan: please don't call me snothat

DerangedChief75: ok Snotknuckles

TheLadiesMan: please just call me 'Snotlout'. Not 'snothat' or 'snotknuckles' just 'Snotlout'

DerangedChief75: aww... but it's more fun to call you snothat.

BerserkAxeGirl: you know, my brothers got a point

Everyone: HEATHER?!?!?!

TheLadiesMan: *faints*

TheFearless27: heather?

BerserkAxeGirl: Astrid! I missed you so much!

Geek62: quick question, how did you get the futuristic box of messages?

DerangedChief75: we may have stolen *cough* *cough* borrowed them from Hiccup

DragonMaster: you could've asked but you guys can keep them

Geek62: another quick question, Hiccup, what is used to power these 'phones'?

DragonMaster: I made a generator that turns oxygen into electricity

Geek62: interesting, and how did you do it?

DragonMaster: it's a secret.

DerangedChief75: I have no idea on what those two are babbling on about, is it normally like this?

TheFearless27: yup

TheLadiesMan: we call it 'The Geek Language'

Explosions41: nobody calls it that

Boom: yeah nobody.

TheLadiesMan: shut up Twidiots

Boom: *gasp* oh no you did not

TheLadiesMan: oh yes I did

Explosions41: Hiccup can I borrow your fire sword? You might get it back with bloodstains on it

DerangedChief75: *gasp* you have a fire sword?!?

DragonMaster: yes?

DerangedChief75: can you make my axe a 'fire axe'?

DragonMaster: it's much more complicated then that. If I'm going to make your axe a fire axe then I'm going to make a whole new head to ignite the Monstrous Nightmare gel then I'm going to have to make a whole new handle to store the Monstrous Nightmare gel in canisters of 3 by 9 and that might make it impossible to wield...

DerangedChief75: ?

DragonMaster: *sighs in exasperation* I'm going to need to build you a whole new axe

TheLadiesMan: like I said: 'The Geek Language'

Geek62: shut up snotlout

DragonMaster: Shut up snotlout

TheLadiesMan: woah there, take it easy 'Hicclegs'

DragonMaster: stop calling us that

TheFearless27: stop calling them that or you'll get the axe

TheLadiesMan: *steps back* ok I'll stop

DragonMaster: Thank you

BerserkAxeGirl: Astrid, is it true that you like like Hiccup?

TheFearless27: what?!? NO! *blushes*

DragonMaster: I'm backing out of this conversation

DragonMaster has left the group chat.

DerangedChief75: *eating popcorn with Ruff, And Tuff watching the scene unfold*

BerserkAxeGirl: your lucky that I'm tired. You and I will have a conversation about this later missy.

TheFearless27: me to.

Boom: me three

TheFearless27, TheLadiesMan, BerserkAxeGirl, Boom, and Explosions41 have left the group chat.

Hope you enjoyed! This is TheGoldenGrunt signing of! PEACE!