DragonMaster, TheFearless27, TheLadiesMan, Boom, Explosions41, Geek62, DerangedChief75, and BerserkerAxeGirl are online.
Boom: hi guys
DragonMaster: hi
Geek62: so, what was your dreams?
Explosions41: I had a strange dream about this humanoid creature that can go invisible, wears a metallic mask that changes the light rays it sees, has claws that extend out of the side of his hands to stab its unsuspecting victims, has a crossbow attached to its shoulder that can kill any human, it can also imitate English to lure its human victims before sneaking behind and RIPPING THEIR SPINES OUT!
Geek62: *whimpers*
TheFearless27: ookkaayy... who else is a little freaked out due to the amount of detail?
Everyone except tuffnut: me
Explosions41: oh yeah, it also has explosive shuriken's and looks like this:
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TheFearless27: 🙄🙄
TheLadiesMan: it actually looks pretty cool!
DragonMaster: it actually does look cool other then the 'ripping out spines' part
Boom: hey Fishlegs truth or dare?
Geek62: unm... why?
Boom: don't question it. Just answer my question.
Geek62: dare.
Boom: I dare you to watch this:
TheFearless27: wow... that was...
Geek62: mortifying
DragonMaster: gory
BerserkerAxeGirl: terrifying
TheLadiesMan: Nightmare inducing
Tuffnut and Dagur: awesome!
BerserkerAxeGirl: next question: Astrid, truth or dare?
TheFearless27: truth, I don't feel like getting up
BerserkerAxeGirl: who is your crush?
TheFearless27: (quietly) shit
TheFearless27: I don't have a crush. Relationships get in the way of being a warrior
BerserkerAxeGirl: oh really? Well I think you do *smirks*
TheLadiesMan: oh yeah she does. And it's me. Aww yeah! *flexes*
BerserkerAxeGirl: *glares at snotlout*
TheLadiesMan: what? What other options are there? There's Tuffnut who is a psychopathic abomination, There's Hiccup who is a wimpy nerd, there's Fishface who is a chubby nerd, there's Dagur who is a mentally insane freak, and there me who is handsome, caring, strong, and trustworthy.
BerserkerAxeGirl: since when are you trustworthy? If I remember correctly, you stole at least one thing from everybody on the team, including Dagur and me.
TheLadiesMan: that's a bunch of lies
Geek62: say that to my dragon models
DragonMaster: and my peg leg
Boom: and my favorite knife!
TheLadiesMan: ruff that was my knife. You stole it from me and I stole it back!
Boom: oh, forgot about that small, unimportant, detail (reference to other story)
BerserkerAxeGirl: my point still stands snotlout.
DerangedChief75: can we continue? The anticipation is killing me!
BerserkerAxeGirl: so, who is it?
TheFearless27: okay, I do have a crush.
Explosions41: wait, Astrid Hofferson, the shield maiden, has fallen in love. Not surprising.
BerserkerAxeGirl: so who is your crush?
TheFearless27: *quietly* Hiccup
BerserkerAxeGirl: what was that? Couldn't hear you *smirks*
TheFearless27: *yells* HICCUP!!! I HAVE A CRUSH ON HICCUP!!! *blushes*
BerserkerAxeGirl: *smirks like mad*
Explosions41: *wolf whistles*
TheLadiesMan: WHAT?!! YOU PICK A TOOTHPICK OVER THIS * points at muscles* OVER THIS?!?!?! (Tell me where else I used this line)
TheFearless27: yes I do
DragonMaster: I... love you too
BerserkerAxeGirl: *fangirls* the hiccstrid is to much
*Hiccup and Astrid kiss*
BerserkerAxeGirl: *screams* *passes out*
BerserkerAxeGirl is offline.
TheFearless27: I think we should go too. We all had enough craziness for one day
DragonMaster, TheFearless27, TheLadiesMan, Explosions41, Boom, and DerangedChief75 are offline.
I'm so sorry! I haven't updated in a long time! What's that?!? You only came here to see how Sheldon is doing? Well he now has a aquarium that he's sharing with a goldfish and a few other fish! This Is TheGoldenGrunt Signing Off! PEACE!
