BOLD= Pickup line a man says
ITALIC= Comeback a woman says
1) "Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material."
"It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain."
2) I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I don’t. But I know karate and I could rip your lungs out.
3) There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
I’m having a problem with mine, too. I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.
4) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.
5) Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Actually, it’s you. Because you just crashed and burned.
6) If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said I wanted to check out your ass, would you turn around and walk away?
7) Hey! Do you want the washing machine experience?
Do I don’t want your dirty load
8) Do you like whales?
I don’t want to humpback at your place either.
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Comebacks ▫️Jokes ▫️& ▫️Pickup Lines
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