1. Where's your off button?
2. If you're waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It's going to be a while.
3. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
4. You should use glue stick instead of Chapstick.
5. I've been called worse by better.
6. I don't hate you, I'm just simply not excited about your existence.
7. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
8. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
9. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
10. You should come with a warning label.
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Comebacks ▫️Jokes ▫️& ▫️Pickup Lines
Random⭐⭐⭐COMPLETED⭐⭐⭐ Cover made by @BadAssAssasin1 Each chapter has a ↔️Comeback ↔Joke And ️↔️Pickup Line Please enjoy and use them freely. Please all I ask is that if you use anything in this book please just comment about it haha so that i can read it...
