CheckText (BBS Crew) [COMPLETED]

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I know legiqn doesn't actually live in Canada or is Canadian but damnit just pretend okay?

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TacoBell FistFights

LuKe: I don't mean to be rude, but, erm

LuKe: who tf r u

Legiqn: name's Jordan, nice to meet ya

Legiqn: y'all heard of tomato tubes

JigglyKoala: I TOLD YOU SHITLORDS THEY WERE A REAL THING

JigglyKoala: also hi I'm Anthony

Jon: Jon, if that wasn't obvious

ohMNOM: Ryan, nice to meet ya

BryceMcDs: Sup nerd, names Bryce, don't swear in my fucking household

Legiqn: you don't sound like you're from around here

LuKe: okay we're running from the American law sue us

Legiqn: oooh criminals, nice

Legiqn: what'd you do

Jon: kidnapped my ex, his boyfriend, and my boyfriend

Legiqn: oh that sounds fun

Legiqn: I used to have a boyfriend, he left me

Legiqn: apparently I'm too 'clingy' and he didn't love me once he spent some time with me

Jon: that's bullshit

Legiqn: ikr?

LuKe: so what'd you do about it, Jordan

Legiqn: .......

Legiqn: you don't wanna know

JigglyKoala: well that's not ominous at all now if you all would excuse me I'd like to book a flight straight back to America

ohMNOM: ur gay dude it's too late

JigglyKoala: sHIT

Legiqn: well if it makes you feel any better I didn't kill the guy

BryceMcDs: oh good I thought we found a serial killer on an anonymous texting app which honestly is a big mood