CheckText (BBS Crew) [COMPLETED]

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TimHorton FistFights

LuKe: who wants to fight

Jon: y r we fighting????

RoastMasterV2: I'll fight you at the Tim hortons parking lot on Oakland at 2:57 am lets go nerd fight me

BryceTimDs: well that was quick

RoastMasterV2: rule number one of any group chat: always be ready to fight

ohMNOM: Jon ur bf knows his shit

Jon: thx I taught him nothing

JigglyKoala: get urself a man like Evan

BryceTimDs: all I have is luke what do I do

JigglyKoala: train him

LuKe: what if I don't want to be like Evan

BryceTimDs: I guess I can settle for you

LuKe: I'm just getting roasted for no reason and I cry erytim

Jon: there can only be one Evan and I'm sad to say that he's mine and no one can have him

RoastMasterV2: I ain't no object and I can drop ur ass anytime

BryceTimDs: when ur man roasts you

Jon: that's just a regular conversation tbh

RoastMasterV2: ^^^^^

Legiqn has joined the chat.

Legiqn: HWAT DO I DO WHEN SOMEOEN CALLS ME DADDY

RoastMasterV2: idk just ignore it, worked for me

Jon: who tf- oh right it was Lucas

Legiqn: ok but what if like I actually like this dude and the fact that he called me daddy

RoastMasterV2: whatever gay, non-asexual guys do

Jon: fuck him

RoastMasterV2: u have to take him to dinner first Jon

LuKe: what do u know u don't have sex

RoastMasterV2: wow ok just cuz I'm asexual doesn't mean I don't have manners

Legiqn: so I should give him a chance? See where things go?

RoastMasterV2: yea as long as ur nice and shit and don't make any past mistakes

Jon: I love Evan's lowkey shade

Legiqn: ok I'll do that

Legiqn: thx guys

Legiqn has left the chat.

ohMNOM: okay so like maybe the rumors about me and Anthony dating r true

LuKe: bitch I called it

RoastMasterV2: I ship it

Jon: omg babe I just remembered u leave in two days :((((

LuKe: aw man I'm gonna miss seeing Jon have a reason to leave his room

BryceTimDs: yea it sure is nice seeing him have a heart

JigglyKoala: me @ luke

LuKe: lets fuckin go mate

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RoastMasterV2: did u guys know that it's been scientifically proven that people who use emojis tend to have more sex than those who don't???

Jon: that's probably why it took Luke so long then

LuKe: is that why you ended up with an asexual???

RoastMasterV2: it's because of my dazzling personality

Jon: addictive***

LuKe: combined with Jon's obsessive personality :)

BryceTimDs: wow u really don't like them being a couple do you

ohMNOM: you've been in this chat how long?? You've been dating LuKe for how long????

JigglyKoala: I just let the gays live their gay lives until my OTP is ripped to shreds and I lose all my hope for humanity :))))))

BryceTimDs: damn I wasn't expecting to relate so much

RoastMasterV2: omg me when I got drunk and started watching Destiel videos

JigglyKoala: when did that happen????

RoastMasterV2: last year, not too long after me and Jon broke up

Jon: yea I was wondering why I didn't remember that

RoastMasterV2: I was with Lucas and Scott at the time

LuKe: u were part of a threeway?

LuKe: oh wait nvm I remember

BryceTimDs: how was there like not any conflict???

RoastMasterV2: idk like I was designated as like the dominant one I guess so they both paid a lot of attention to me and then I was excluded from the sex and stuff

RoastMasterV2: if that makes sense

JigglyKoala: oh I get it

JigglyKoala: it was like balanced

RoastMasterV2: yea

Jon: it was pretty balanced tbh

ohMNOM: how do U know

Jon: Brian

ohMNOM: right right

LuKe: man I'd love to spend a day in ur groupchat