CheckText (BBS Crew) [COMPLETED]

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TimHorton FistFights

LuKe: so me and Bryce might be dating

BryceTimDs: dude they can hear you screaming whenever we fuck

JigglyKoala: yea I've been meaning to talk to you about that actually

ohMNOM: yes Jon and Evan are very quiet, granted they don't do anything sexual, but they respect that there are others in the house

Jon: I agree, but you and Anthony are pretty noisy sometimes as well

JigglyKoala: ok so sue us this is a chat full of gays

Jon: so LuKe and Bryce, and Anthony and Ryan? Seems about right

Jon: me and Evan have already claimed cutest couple tho

LuKe: because you two don't fuck

RoastMasterV2: you don't need to fuck to have a healthy relationship

JigglyKoala: ouch, that was some harsh shade right there

LuKe: I'll have you know that sexual activity in relationships builds trust and strengthens the bond between those are in the relationship

RoastMasterV2: I didn't realize that you have to fuck someone in order to trust them

RoastMasterV2: how many times did you need to fuck Bryce to get him to date you?

JigglyKoala: holy shit anyone got a fire extinguisher? I'm trying to make sure no one got severe burns

LuKe: Evans just uptight because he's asexual and doesn't have sex so he can't really trust Jon

LuKe: he hasn't even said 'I love you'

Jon: don't talk about my bf like that I've had one a lot longer than you

RoastMasterV2: didn't realize sex is the key to a healthy relationship

LuKe: why do you think all your relationships fail??

BryceTimDs: luke that wasn't very nice, idc that you and Evan don't always see eye to eye because that was just rude, you indirect invalidated his sexuality so apologize right now

LuKe: what about Evan? Shouldn't he apologize too?

Jon: stop being petty and apologize to him u fucker

RoastMasterV2: it's fine

Jon: no it's not luke you need to apologize to my bf before I come over and punch you

LuKe: Bryce would never let you

BryceTimDs: I will unless you apologize to him

LuKe: never

BryceTimDs: Jon ill pin him down punch him as hard as you can

LuKe: jk jk

LuKe: Evan I'm sorry for what I said

RoastMasterV2: I feel like this chat got really soft once I joined

JigglyKoala: well I mean we used to solve all of our arguments in a Taco Bell parking lot at three am so I mean I guess