Killua Getting Married?

Gon Is So Cute!

Second chappy, guys!!! I'm not gonna lie, I did get finish this chapter a long time ago, but I kept forgetting to publish it. Sorry guys. Lol

I lay on the floor of the underground tunnel, flipping my white tag that read 48. Yeah! I made it, being an independent woman! I am so...bored. I could've been eating cookies right now! *sob*

Timeskip (Shamalamamoomoo)

Who's poking me? I turned the other way, trying to brush the poking away. But then the person started shaking me. "Stop," I said drowsily. Then out of nowhere, the person kicked me in the rib! Who the fuck!? My pink eyes opened to see the white haired shit face. "Why are you kicking me!?" I hissed angrily.

He looked down at me in annoyance. Why does he look so annoyed? He isn't the one who woke up to some asshole abusing him. He rolled his eyes and sat down. Which meant I had to quickly move my legs before he sat on them and they were crushed. "Where's your tag," he asked, eating some chocolate. I looked at his tag. "Ha! I came here 50 people before you," I said happily. He rolled his eyes.

A fat man walked towards us. Well more like to Killua, because the guy didn't acknowledge me! Bitch! "Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah," he said. Well, not technically, but those words are more interesting than what he was saying. He just kept talking...and talking...and talking.

"Blah blah fruit juice blah blah blah." Wait, did he just say juice!? I like juice! "Can I have some juice," I asked. The fat dude looked at me and gave me a warm smile. "Oh, hello, young lady--" "I want juice. And for your information, I am an independent woman! An independent woman!" Tonpa sweatdropped as Killua snickered. "Well, independent woman, the juice is not for you," he said.

What!? Why not!? That is so unfair! Killua got one! "What!? Why not!?" I asked. The man named Tonpa scratched his head. "It's for boys," he said. A drink for boys!? Has this whole world gone sexist!? I snatched the juice out of Killua's hand before he could finish it and drunk it. You can't stop me! Especially when it comes to eating!

"Hey, what you do that for!?" Killua yelled. "Because you was hogging the juice," I answered. Killua's right eye twitched. "You mean I was hogging my juice," he asked. "Yes, you was hogging my juice!" "It wasn't yours, it was mine!" "Yours, mines! So what, we'll be sharing everything eventually." Tonpa sweatdropped. "Well, I should get going," he said before leaving. I hadn't paid even bothered to look at him.

"I don't want to share my stuff with an ugly purple haired girl like you!" "Yeah? Well, I don't want to share my stuff with a sexist white haired boy like you!" I yelled back. "Fine!" "Fine!" We both crossed our arms and stamped the opposite way. What an asshole!

Timeskip (Yahhh!)

I continued walking when suddenly someone tapped me. I looked over to see a boy my age, with green hair. "Never seen a kid with green hair before," I said. "Never seen a girl with purple hair before," he responded. I shrugged. "Touche." "I'm Gon, what's your name," he asked. "I'm Rizu, a very independent woman," I introduced. "Well nice to meet you, Rizu," he said. I put my hand up to silence him.

"Master Rizu Koji is fine," I said sweetly. Gon laughed, before someone called him. "Bye Gon," I said, before leaving. Gon is so cute! Suddenly, I bumped into someone. "Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you. I just wasn't watching where I was going..." I stopped once seeing the clown. "It's okay," he said with a creepy smile.

I am an assassin! And assassins don't die. "Ahh!" I jetted down the cave. My worst nightmare is coming true! Clowns are taking over the universe.  "What's wrong with you?" an uninterested voice asked...my fiancee. "Clowns are coming," I said as I pointed a shaking finger at the clown.  Killua laughed. "You're an assassin and you're scared of clowns," he asked. Not clowns! Killer clowns. "How pathetic," he said.