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PrinceCharming joined the chat.

PrinceCharming added Dukey to the chat.

PrinceCharming: Would you rather drink pee or poop?

DadJokes joined the chat.

DadJokes: I don't want to do either of those but for me personally I would drink pee.

Thomasthedankengine joined the chat.

Logan joined the chat.

Logan: Ingestion of a mouthful amount of feces is not considered to be toxic. However, rarely it may cause symptoms that are similar to food poisoning.

Logan: Research suggests that drinking urine can introduce bacteria, toxins, and other harmful substances into your bloodstream. Therefore, just don't do either to be safe.

Logan: Crofters is a better option.

Thomasthedankengine: Are you okay Roman? What's with the sudden question?

Thomasthedankengine: And why has my name changed?!

DadJoke: Hehe

PrinceCharming: Oh, nothing to worhfjfkfjssk

Virgil joined the chat.

Virgil: I hear weapons clashing in princey's room.

Thomasthedankengine: What?! Then go check on him, is he ok?!

Logan: Nothing to worry about Thomas, he's most likely conjured up a mythical beast so he could fight it.

DadJokes: He's so strong!

PrinceCharming: Don't worry!

PrinceCharming: Why?

PrinceCharming: Because I am here!

PrinceCharming: Remus stole my phone while I was fighting the dragon witch!

Dukey joined the chat.

Dukey: Oh come on I was having a little fun.

Logan: Asking a thought provoking question might be fun to stump people but it doesn't when you're on the receiving end of that.

Thomasthedankengine: You don't have a password in your phone Roman?

PrinceCharming: Well... I haven't thought of that.

Dukey: Oh please, your dull creativity only consists of unicorns and magic fairy dust.

Dukey: Can't even think to put up a password for your phone.

Dukey: Anyone could've easily deleted all your selfie pics.

PrinceCharming: WHAT?!

PrinceCharming: He deleted everything!!! Nnooo, my beautiful face!

Dukey: And there's nothing you could do. HAHAHHAHHAHA!

PrinceCharming: I could beat you up!

Dukey: But you can't hahahahah

PrinceCharming: We're in the same room...

Dukey:........................

Logan: That is an ungodly amount of useless periods.

Dukey left the chat.

PrinceCharming left the chat.

Virgil: I hear weapons again, and I want to sleep.

Virgil left the chat.

Thomasthedankengine changed their name to Thomas.

Thomas: Shouldn't someone check on them?

DadJokes: I'm on it!

DadJokes left the chat.

Logan: Well Thomas, I hoped you learn something new about consuming human wastes.

Logan left the chat.

Thomas: Uh ok

Thomas left the chat.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 09, 2020 ⏰

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