Ratchet Ass People !!

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guys i decided not to make the sequel yet so ...

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Paris: (runs downstairs to the living room) Daddy, can you take me to the mall, I want those new jordans I have money ?

Princeton: (stands up) Okay, but I hope you know your not going wear them to the BET Awards tonight .

Paris: (sighs) Okay .

Princeton: Ask Chrissy, Tu Tu, and Lina do they wanna go !

Paris: They are getting ready .

Princeton: (looks at Paris like WTF) Why ?

Paris: Because, I told them you were gonna take us .

Princeton: But, what if I said no .

Paris: But, you always say yes so your point is ....

Princeton: (shakes head) I am not going to even ask . Go get Junior cuz he said he want them new Kobe's .

Paris: (does as she is told)

(At Magic Sneaker's )

Paris: (runs in the store and finds the shoes she want) These are it ! Common daddy let's go home !

Christina: No ! No ! Noooooo ! That's not fair I wanna go to Hot Topic to get the new Hello kitty glasses to go with my dress tonight !

Paris: (stops feet) OMG !

Princeton: That's not fair Chrissy and everyone else should be able to get what they want !

Paris: Okay, lets pay for the sneakers ! Junior did you find your sneakers !

Junior: Yeah !

(At The Cash Register)

Princeton: (pays for junior's sneakers)

Cashier: (popping gum) Omgggggg !! (ghetto accent) Ya guise are famous ! I Shno that smexxi smile from anywhere .

Princeton: I am in Mindless Behavior !

Cashier: (popping gum) Oh yeah that's where I shno you from !

Princeton: (getting aggravated) Oh .

Cashier: Yup (popping the p)

Princeton: anyway, Tu Tu I saw you looking at the new Lebron's youn want them ?

Cashier: (points to Princeton) Now he right her' is a gawwd mane !

EveryoneInTheStore: (looks at her and rolls eyes)

Autumn: (trying to change the subject) Anyway yeah !

Princeton: Go get them !

Autumn: (starts walking and trips over a shoe box and starts skipping to act like nothing happened)

Cashier: (popping gum) Ayee lil mama I saw that !

E.I.T.S: (looks at the cashier again) Shut Up !

Alina: (looks at ghetto cashier) She ratchet !

Autumn: (comes back) I got the sneakers !

Princeton: (put it on the counter and pulls out wallet)

Cashier: No need baby I got it !

Princeton: Thanks (looks at Paris) You gonna pay for your stuff ?

Paris: I said I had money . That does not mean I was using my money on my sneakers . Plus, my money is home !

Princeton: (pulls out wallet again)

Cashier: I got it you just gotta give me a hug and we take a picture !

Princeton: Paris, how much were they ?

Paris: 23-

Cashier: Come on, it's just a hug !

Princeton: (sighs) Okay !

Cashier: (Bags shoes hands them to Princeton and walks over to Princeton to take picture) Lil girl take my pic (hands phone to Alina)

Alina: You want me to take a picture with this ratchet ass phone

Princeton: Lina, watch your mouth !

Alina: No ! And she called me out of my name my daddy is in YMCMB !! I got Nicki Minaj on speed dail ! .... Matter Fact let me call her ! (pulls out iphone5 and dails Nicki)

(Phone Convo w/ Nicki Minaj)

Nicki: Wassup Barbie, is everything okay ?

Alina: No, this girl called me out of my name !

Nicki: Where you at ?

Alina: Hollywoods mall in L.A.

Nicki: Ight be there in 5 .

Alina: k bye (hangs up)

(End Of Phone Convo)

Paris: What Happened ?

Alina: She on her wa-

Nicki: (walks in store) Yo, where the ratchet ass hoe at ?

Cashier: Who she talking bout ?

E.I.T.S: You !

(Meanwhile W/ Makaia & Roc)

Makayla: (watching Ratchet Anthem) Ratchet !

Makaia: What did you say ?

Makayla: Ratchet !

Makaia: OMG ! Roc, Makayla just said her first word !

Roc: (Runs into room) What Happened ?! Who's Hurt ?! How bad is it ?!

Makaia&Makayla: (laughs)

Makaia: No, honey Makayla said her first word !

Makayla: She Ratchet !

Makaia: Say Ma Ma !

Makayla: Ma Ma (smiles)

Makaia: (looks at Roc) She defenitely has your smile !

Roc: Yup (popping the p)

Makaia: Don't do that ! That is something ghetto people do !

Roc: Makayla say Da Da !

Makayla: (makes stank face) Ratchet !

Makaia: (starts laughing )

Roc: (points to Makayla) That's why you gotta big head !

Makaia: If she do have one it is from you !

Roc: And she got that scarcow teeth from you ! (runs out of room)

Makaia: (runs after him)

Makayla: (little girl voice) Cray Cray People (turns tv on) Oh ! Dora's On !!

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Goal : 20 Votes <3

Picture of Makayla is on the side

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