This was going to be angsty but I changed my mind. You're welcome.
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emodrummer: No
ScreamoUkeBean: Yes
emodrummer: No
ScreamoUkeBean: Yes
emodrummer: N o
ScreamoUkeBean: Y e s
AngelBeanLester: What's going on?
SmolGreenBean: I dunno. Something about cake and a tattoo, I think.
ExistentialHowell: it's been going on for the last fifteen minutes
emodrummer: No
emodrummer: I'm not getting a stripper pole and that's the end of it
AngelBeanLester: Oh gosh, Jack
AngelBeanLester: You were WAY off
kingofFNaF: So Tyler wants a stripper pole for Josh to perform on or just for the hell of having it around?
ExistentialHowell: yes
ScreamoUkeBean: Josh why do you refuse to indulge me
emodrummer: You already bought me a skirt and thigh high socks, not to mention other things
emodrummer: No. Stripper. Pole.
DillybeanHowlter: I'm so confused.
FabulousBrofist69: aren't we all
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Cryboi: Do you ever think if there's some greater force controlling us like story characters?
Cryboi: Like maybe we're in a book or something like that
Author-Chan: *fixes fourth wall and leaves*
SmolGreenBean: I need a photo of a cute birb please and thank you
kingofFNaF:
SmolGreenBean: Thank you for catering to my needs
ExistentialHowell: should i paint my nails purple, green, yellow or orange
ExistentialHowell: please I need opinions
ExistentialHowell: yes this is the author asking through one of their characters
Author-Chan: *sighs and fixes the fourth wall again*
toastyken: You need sleep, Author. This is what, your fourth cup of coffee?
Author-Chan: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL I'M RUNNING OUT OF DUCT TAPE
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Welp.