star vs. the forces of evil magical high commission one shots!

rhombulus X reader

( this chapter is based off the episode ' crystal clear ' from star vs the forces of evil and in this one you are the princess and so star basically doesn't exist and you get the wand and spellbook. please enjoy :D )

you grabbed Marco's favorite cereal. it has notes on it saying " do not touch! i will find out! that means you Y/N"  it said. you chuckled darkly. " sure you will marco." you said with a evil chuckle. suddenly you got zapped and covered in crystal.

( later ) rhombulus uncrystallized you. you looked around untell you saw him. "PLEASEDONTYELL," rhombulus said, "I cant handle anymore yelling!" rhombulus said. " Um... where am i and why did you crystalize me?" you asked. "I should be asking you why you are causing the fritz!" rhombulus said. " what is the fritz?" you asked. " the leak! the reason nothing is working up here! something is sucking all the magic from the universe!" rhombulus said  walking over to a switch. he turned it on. "crystal orbs are down. " a few crystal orbs glew for a second then turned off again. "oh yeah.  there is that big green hole other there. " rhombulus said looking up and you saw a large green hole. " ok that is definitely broken." you said.  " and look at the crystal I trapped lekmet in! these things use to be as hard as diamonds! now they are just like.. rock candy or somethin." rhombulus said. " and I have reason to think you are the source!" rhombulus said, " I'm sorry but it's not me.." you said. " it has to be you! see all these guys? my GUT told me they were evil so i crystalized them.  this is zedlord who blew up an entire planet. astrobell and the black hole she created. stopped that one just in time. and then there is pizza delivery guy! delivered a pizza to the WRONG ADDRESS! then, of course, I'm most proud of. the evil twins. john and jack. its very hard to tell them apart. but one was definitely evil. " he said. " this is what I do. i find the source of evil and encase it in crystal forever." rhombulus said proudly. " so.. your snake hands are evil to?" you asked. " of course not! they are my hands!" rhombulus said.  " and what about that goat guy? is he evil to?" you asked. rhombulus scoffed and turned around his back was facing you. " there is nothing evil about lekmet! he is the most pure hearted hard working angel goat demon there ever was!" rhombulus said. " well then why did you crystalize him?" you asked with a raised eyebrow. " okay listen. i think you need to think stuff through before you crystalize people. you are crystalizing innocent people.!" you said. " maybe your right.. I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU GUT!" rhombulus yelled and punched his gut. " hey calm down your gonna hurt yourself!" you yelled out in panic because the crystalized snakes had sharp ends at the top.  rhombulus ignored your shout and started to punch crystals. a large shard flung towards the pizza guys crystal. the crystal broke setting the pizza guy free. " I'm free!" the pizza guy said happily running away afraid of being crystalized again.  rhombulus sat down where some weights sat as well as some exorciseing equipment. you wiggled around in the crystal trying to get your lower half free. once you got free you groaned as you saw your socks got stuck in the crystal. you walked over to rhombulus. " everyone in the high comisison things im a joke! i actually crystalized lekmet! and I love lekmet!" rhombulus said starting to cry crystals. you quickly stepped back afraid of getting stabbed in the foot by one of them. " im going to be in time out for the next ten thousend years!!" rhombulus said stressed. " and glossaryck is going to have a field day with that. " rhombulus said resting his head on the now crystalized snakes. you sighed. " I wouldn't worry about him. he is not comeing back." you said. " what? glossaryck's gone?"rhombulus said in shock. " yeah.. " you said nervous. " this is amazing! i-i mean its bad for the universe but its great for me!" rhombulus said. " why is it bad for the universe?" you asked with a raised eyebrow. " you see. glossaryck may be a jerk. but he is the most powerful all knowing jerk in the universe! thats why i can never win a argument wiht him." rhombulus said crossing his arms. " he is just so hard to deal with!" you yelled. " even when i tried to go save him he didnt want to come back!" you said frustraited. " you know that crystal he has in his head? i gave it to him! " rhombulus said. " but did he thank me?! NO!" rhombulus said. " everytime we got donuts he just sat on them! what a waist of money and donuts." you said. " actually.. you know.. I made some donuts for a meeting and I think there are still some left over if you want some" he said. " wait really? " you asked. " mhm. " rhombulus said. he got a box that had 'donuts' writen on it and put it on a beautiful crystal table. you picked one up and it was in crystal. " um can you sorta.. uncrystalize it? its coverd in crystal" you said in a giggle. rhombulus scratched the back of his head. " o-oh sorry I forgot that not everyone ate crystal covered food" rhombulus said scratching his head. he then uncrystalized it." so.. what is your name? im Y/N" you said as you bit into the donut. " oh hehe. sorry i forgot to tell you my name in all this mess. its rhombulus. " he said " oh yeah! close your eyes!" rhombulus said. you did as you were told and you heard a slight pop " ok! open your eyes now!" rhombulus said. you opened up your eyes and saw that he had given you one of the evil twins in a crystal. " thank you!" you said. " is it the evil twin?" you asked. "I have no idea," rhombulus said. " well thank you!" you said happily. you sighed.  " well rhombulus im sorry I couldn't help with the whole 'fritz' thing. I really don't know what could be causing it.." you said. "it's ok. im going to be in so much trouble got crystalizing queen moon's daughter." rhombulus said.  " nah. as long as we keep the whole thing about glossaryck and the book of spells and how i lost both of them..  then we can keep this a secret also got it?" you said with a sympathetic smile. his eye widened. " r-really? oh thank you Y/N!" rhombulus said. " h-hey i really enjoyed this chat.. and you can come over any time. right now we are in the crystal dimention. so you can visit me any time you want to!" rhombulus said with a light blush. you smiled and nodded. " i enjoyed this also! well other then being crystalized. other then that this was very nice! you can visit me anytime also. im going to have to explain this so marco though.. by the way what about the goat guy?" you asked pointing over to the frozen lekmet. "oh dont worry about him. im the only one who can understand what he says. " rhombulus said. " wait.. so why did you crystalize him then if he couldent even tell the magical high comission that you crystalized me?" you asked. " yeah.. i sorta panicked. hopefully he will forgive me soon after i uncrystalize him.." rhombulus said. " or... you could uncrystalize him and have him laying in bed so it looks like it was a dream or somethin" you said. " yeah.. that is a good plan. thanks Y/N for the help. sorry about this again" he said nervously " nah its ok. well il see you later rhombulus!" you said. " mhm! here il open a portal back to earth. I'm sure you don't have your dimensional scissors with you." rhombulus said opening a portal " thanks!" you said happily. you kissed where his cheek would be and hopped into the portal, " bye Y/N! remember that I'm in the crystal dimension! stop by anytime!" rhombulus said. you nodded " bye rhombulus! il stop by sometime!" you said happily. the portal then closed. you yawned softly and went back up to bed and wrote down ' crystal dimension' on a note so you wouldn't forget. you then lay down and closed your eyes and thought about rhombulus. " he is so adorable.." you whispered. you held the crystal with one of the evil twins in it. you smiled and put it on your nightstand. you then closed your eyes and went to sleep.

( I'm sorry if some i's are not capitalized. I have spell check but it doesn't want to work and I cant tell what is spelled wrong or right so I'm sorry if a typo gets you angry please forgive me so I hope you enjoyed this chapter :D next is Omnitraxus ( or lekmet again ) 

             ( btw do you want me to make a part 2 of this one? )