1. August 14th and August 15th are the unluckiest days of the year. If your friend wants to chase after a cat, STOP HER IMMEDIATELY. Grab her arm, jump in front of her, anything. JUST KEEP HER FROM CHASING THE CAT.
2. NEVER teach your lover how to jack an iPhone.
3. Hatsune Miku NEEDS. A. HUG. Seriously.
4. Don't cheat on your wife. Seriously. Don't. SHE WILL KILL YOU IN THE END.
5. Don't break your pinky swears. Losing a pinky isn't worth it.
6. Never save a yandere's life.
7. Always keep your friendship charms in a safe place just in case a stupid argument breaks out near the road. Your friend will thank you later.
