Jacksepticeye X Depressed Reader

~~REAL~~Chapter 9~~

This chapter will have a lot of just dialogue but i'll try to fit in y/n's thoughts oof sorry

    "TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND TO-DAY! I'M MET WITH PJ AND MY NEW FRIEND I MADE! HER NAME'S Y/N!" He dramatically jazz-handed your way. "Hello!" Jack smiled and told his audience what we're doing. "Today we're gonna be doing a truth or dare game! Right PJ?" he was always so loud.

    "That is correct. We're using an app version called--very original I know-- 'Truth or Dare Fun'." he showed the camera the app on his phone. "Ooooh." you sarcastically commented on PJ's statement. "Shut up." he responded and you both laughed. "oKAY! LET'S GET STARTED!" Jack shouted getting you to jump back. "Jesus fucking Christ, you are so much louder in real life," you rubbed your ears, "the ringing is too much." you all three laughed and started the game, adding in player information and choosing the 'friend group' option.

(from here on it just might be like 90% dialogue)

    "So, PJ. The truth or the dare?" Jack asked stupidly.

    "Truth?" he said more as a question.

    "Fuckin' pussy-"

    "Hey! I'm just setting the bar low!"

    "Very low." you added in.

    "Ha! See!" Jack said, agreeing with me apparently.

    "Just read the stupid question." he face palmed.

    "Okay, okay, aw this one's laaame! Is it true that you have a huge stash of por-" Jack started.

    "NO!" PJ answered quickly...almost too quickly.

    "Hm....okay...your turn!" you answered to at least pretend that people will be interested in you.

    "Okay.. Y/nnn," he loaded up his turn, "truth or dare?"

    "Dare!" you answered quickly, hoping to one-up him for 'comedy'.

    "See, Y/n's not scared to do a little dare, PJ." Jack said trying too hard to sound chill purposely.

    "I dare youu to make out with a hot pepper for two minutes." (I cant think xD) he dared, ignoring Jack.

    "Really? That's it? Jack where's the fucking peppers." you stood up and waited for him to get a hot pepper since you didn't want to just go through his fridge. Once he went and got one, a hot yellow peppery boy, you started to make out with it poorly while PJ timed you--there was a timer on the app for timed questions. Jack was screaming obscenities like "Oh! OH! Get it gurl! Get that pepper! DAMN OH GET IT!" while you were really just make-out-laughing-your-ass-off. The timer dinged and you just took a bite out of the pepper, enjoying the hot, semi-spicy flavor. "I didn't figure you wanted it back." you said with your mouth full of pepper.

    Jack laughed and shook his head 'no'.

    "Jackiboy, truth or dare?" you asked as you got comfy on the couch again.

    "Dare." he stared directly at me and then glanced at PJ and flipped him off. PJ groaned and looked back at me, waiting for me to read it off.

    "Oh fuck, this one is weird." you stated and laughed a little. "Just say it y/nnnn." he whined childishly.

    "Okay, okay," you turned toward the camera, "look away any homophobics; I dare you to give a lap dance to anybody of your choice in the room of the same gender." you said, a smirk on your face at his surprised expression. "I--w-what?"

"You heard me." you put your hands on your hips and wiggled your ass a little to signal a lap dance. "Okay PJ, ready for my sweet ass?" Jack asked jokingly, accepting his fate. "Oh my god..you're cutting this out right?" PJ asked, as Jack made his way to him. "Maybe, but probably not."

When Jack got over there, he started giving PJ a--surprisingly-- very talented lap dance. You had worked at a club for a few years so you could tell he had some previous experience, but maybe he's just gifted. You decided to do the same as him, scream obscenities as he basically twerked on PJ. "Oh fuck yeah! Get him! Get him! OH! OH OH! YOU GO!" as PJ just looked annoyed as all hell. Jack was laughing as he asked, "how long do i have to?"

"Aaand time!" you gave Jack a point on the phone as he waddled back over and sat down. He jokingly winked at the camera and said, "you only wish that you had this sexy ass," which made us all burst out in stupid laughter. "God, we have the maturity level of a seven year old." you commented, wiping tears out of your eyes. "In the best way possible." Jack commented (aaa I'm running out of synonyms for 'said' reeeeee). You nodded and handed the phone to him.