Albert: *reading from notecard* d-damn Jake r u a keyboard...because i wanna beat the shit out of you?
Jake: Albert, what the hell?
Albert: no wait hold up, I got a beter one.
Damn r u a keyboard because I wanna smash the fuck out of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jake: I'm fucking terrified, thanks.
YOU ARE READING
jayingee - borgar (ft. the old jalbert pick up lines)
Randomold ass book that is only still published for memories bye
