Jake: hey, can you take my phone out of my back pocket for me?
Albert: wtf, why can't you?
Jake: just do it, albitch.
Albert: *takes phone out of back pocket* what now?
Jake: Okay, unlock it, then go to contacts.
Albert: a'right.
Jake: now go to new contact.
Albert: ok.
Jake: now, insert your phone number.
Albert: Jake, you already have my number.
Jake: albitch, stop ruining it.
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hope you didn't mind if I changed "bitch" to "albitch" oOF
creds to Pushkeen :') give them a nice pat on the back or something.
YOU ARE READING
jayingee - borgar (ft. the old jalbert pick up lines)
Randomold ass book that is only still published for memories bye
