Albert: my love for u is like Wyoming
Jake: *blushing* and why is that
Albert: cus it doesn't fukin exist.
To whomever lives in Wyomi-
Nevermind that, since Wyoming isn't real hahaha so I don't think I offended anybodyOh right
Um idk add me on twitter @keefsfeet I wanna become friends with y'all

YOU ARE READING
jayingee - borgar (ft. the old jalbert pick up lines)
Randomold ass book that is only still published for memories bye