{GOD creating penguins}
G : okay, bird.
Angel: okay.
G : No feathers doe.
Angel: ??? Alright. Whats next?
G : Now make it live in the freezer of earth.
Angel: ....okay?
G : Now tuck its knees inside itself
Angle: WTF.
(( TRUE, PENGUINS HAVE KNEES, LOOK IT UP ))
{GOD creating jellyfish}
G : Okay.
G : See this plastic bag?
Angel: Yup.
G : Good. Now give it death stingers. But no brain...
Angel: ??? what ???
{GOD creating Cheetas}
G : Okay, get a Lion
Angel: okay.
G : Now make it bald.
Angel: ...
G : Then give it polka dots, ALL AROUND.
Angel: ...
G : And give it alot of f**kin speed.
Angel: *flips table*
Random thoughts. But inspided by some wierd-ass tumblr post.
BONUS!
{GOD creating spiders}
G: Now, give it two eyes.
Angel: alright.
G : x4
Angel: 8 eyes???
G : Yes. Now give it 2 legs
Angel: ...
G : Now x4 again
Angel: ...
G : and make it hairy as. HELL.
Angel: I am so done...
- ._.
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The problems of an Ace introvert.
RandomJust a little book, about life, family, school, karma, etc. This will mostly be what I have become after, like 3-4 months not being here, and oh boy have I changed. This will probably be a "The weird life I have" sequel. Its probs gonna be a follow...
