This is just a beta of what you're gonna see in the Imagines book coming in May.
Enjoy!
1.) Household
Chowchow : Asta la vista suckers! *leaves*
Astrid : *checks off name* well thats one person out of the household.
Ann ( Food_addict_bitch101 ) : Who'll replace Chowchow then?
Empress : *busts open the door* HALO PEOPLE!
Everybody else : ...
Bela : Empress! Welcome!
Julia : Mi casa su casa!
DJ : What took you so long?
Ashby : Finally... sunshine in this dark emo house!!!
Empress : ???
Bela : Anyway... you'll be staying in Chowchow's deserted room. Feel free to decorate!
Empress : Aww yiss! *sonics to room*
Ashby : Why'd you replace Chowchow with Empress anyway???
Astrid : She's a walking lucky charm, if she stays here, it'll be heaven on earth.
Ashby : But isn't Bela - Karma?
Astrid : Thats another reason why, to ward off all if Bela's Karma demons.
Empress : *shouts from room* HEY GUYS, WE FOUND A TREASURE CHEST UNDER CHOWCHOW'S BED HOLY FRIGG!
Bela : HOLY SH1T! WHAT WAS CHOWCHOW HIDING! GOLD!?
Tin&Tel : WE'RE GONNA BE RICH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Astrid : See...
Ashby : wtf.
2.) Musical trash
3:51 pm
*Ann & Bela blasting Musical theatre songs*
Ashby : * In bed* Oh holy tired soul of Suga please save us all...
-in the other room-
Julia : *covers herself in pillows*
Astrid : *resisting the urge to murder someone rn*
-in the other, other room-
Tin : *sleeping with Headphones on*
Tel : *Blanket fort*
Empress : *suddenly sound asleep under the tri-bed (( Tri-bed holy fuc ))*
-In Ann and Bela's room-
ANN : I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY-
BELA : SHOT! I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY -
BOTH : SHOT!!! AYO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY, I'M YOUNG, SCRAPPY, AND HUNGRY AND I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY, SHOT!
-meanwhile, across the globe-
AwkwardKing- : ... my Hamilton senses are tingling...
-back at the household-
Astrid : I'm gonna kill those two in the morning...
3.) Empty
-in an elevator-
Bela : *touches rusty railings* God the railings in here are so dirty...
Julia : I got alchohol, *gets achohol from bag*
Julia : Hey Bela, yoh want some? *hands over the alchohol*
-elevator door opens-
Bela : *takes achohol* This b1tch empty. * Throws achohol out the door*
Ashby : yYEEEEEEETTT
Julia : !!!
-achohol bounces off walls-
Astrid : Hey guys- *achohol hits the back of her head*
Everyone else: ...
Astrid : grrrrrr...
Bela : CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR-
Ashby : *Pushing close door button*
Julia : MY ALCHOHOL!!!
Last one.
Sexuality ( pride )
||how to come off as straight||
-at the breakfast table-
Bela : *reading watty*
Empress : Hey!
Bela : what?
Ashby : we take our iced coffe like we take our girls
Bela : yeah?
Julia : we dont drink iced coffee
Ashby : We like them Hot.
Bela : ...
|| How to come off as Bi ||
-at the grocery store-
Bela : Need anything at the chocolate aisle?
Tel : Yup * gets a Twix *
Tin : See this chocolate bar? *opens it up*
DJ : This *points to bar 1* is female
DJ : This *points to bar 2* is male
Tel : and we like them both!
Tin : We dont care at all! * takes a bite at both *
Bela : ... you do know we have to pay for that?
Them : oh.
|| How to come off as Ace woop-WOOP! ||
Ashby : *listening to Go-Go*
Bela : Hey,
Ashby : Mmhhm?
Bela : you drink coffee right?
Ashby : so?
Bela : Well... I take my coffee like I take any gender specific relationship.
Ashby : And???
Bela : I dont drink coffee.
Ashby : WHAT????
Well thats it for now, Hope you enjoyed.
- ._.
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The problems of an Ace introvert.
RandomJust a little book, about life, family, school, karma, etc. This will mostly be what I have become after, like 3-4 months not being here, and oh boy have I changed. This will probably be a "The weird life I have" sequel. Its probs gonna be a follow...
