Know Your Trainers...Know Your Trainers...Know Your Trainers...Know Your Trainers
Voice: Iris...her favorite pokemon type is poison
Audience: (laughs)
Iris: To be honest, I prefer dragon types over poison. Don't get me wrong, poison types are pretty cool but I like dragon types the best.
Voice: Iris...she wears a ton of hair extension
Audience: (laughs)
Iris: What? No I'm not. This is my natural hair length. Just because someone's hair is long doesn't always mean they are wearing hair extensions.
Voice: Oh yeah? Well, if that is the case, let's see you with your hair down. Come on, take it down.
Iris: Okay fine! (takes her hair down) See, no hair extensions here. Please stop telling lies about me and making me look bad.
Voice: Iris...likes pokemon
Iris: Of course I do.
Voice: ...On a stick
Audience: (laughs)
Iris: What the, on a stick?! I would never eat a pokemon! I consider them as friends so I would never even dare to think about eating them.
Voice: Now you know...Iris, the poison type loving pokemon on a stick eater who wears a ton of hair extensions.
Audience: (cheers)
Iris: They don't know me at all!
Voice: Yes they do
Iris: Where do you get your information from? Hey come back here! I'm upset about this whole pokemon on a stick issue! Anyone? Hello?
Which trainer should I do next? What "facts" (lies) should I say about them and what will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim? Let me know in the comment section below if you have any suggestions.
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Know Your Stars: Pokemon Edition
FanfictionThis is a parody of the All That Segment, "Know Your Stars" Watch all of the trainers in the pokemon anime get humiliated by a disembodied voice when saying "facts" about the trainers. I do not own Pokemon, Know Your Stars, All That, or Nickelodeon
