For our next counseling lesson we had to get into pairs and talk about our lives.
Shrek was walking towards me. Tingles went down my spine like I was watching an ASMR video.
"HALLO ALMOUND, IM SOZ ABOUT THE OTHER DAY"
"Hehe it's okay daddy"
"WELL TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF"
"Well I'm not like any other girls, I have a vagina, breasts and I can give birth."
"WOW YOU SURE ARE DIFFERENT"
"Hehe thanks, what about you?"
"AM ADDICTED TO ONIONS, THEY TASTE REAL GOOD"
"That explains why you smell like shit"
"BETTER OUT THEN IN I ALWAYS SAY"
